tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18425980472048697022015-03-25T04:41:38.897+01:00Pretty UglyUgly Truth. Pretty Pictures. Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-66434977267020671892015-03-07T01:50:00.004+01:002015-03-09T12:53:43.612+01:00Well, Hello There!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Oh, wow. It's been more than a year. I missed this.<br /><br />I had a really long hiatus. A lot of things have happened and I'm going to update you whether you like it or not because I'm self-important.<br /><br />In chronological order:<br /><br /><br />--- Got fat.<br /><br />--- Moved countries.<br /><br />--- Lost weight.<br /><br />--- Moved countries again.<br /><br />--- Tried to off myself by jumping off a freezing cold lake. I badly wanted to be a mermaid.<br /><br />--- Woke up in the high security section of a psychiatric facility (<i>hey, this was on my bucket list!</i>). The said facility looked like a French villa atop a hill and with mountain + lake view. So posh and pretty!<br /><br />--- Tried to off myself by OD-ing on sedatives, chased with alcohol.<br /><br />--- Got a job, yay!<br /><br />--- Started to see progress. Depression got less and less severe.<br /><br />--- Regained my self esteem. At least half of it.<br /><br />--- Said the F word, with passion, &nbsp;eleventyseven hundred times.<br /><br />It's a long, painful process but I know I will somehow get through this. I have been fighting this shit since late 2012, and I don't intend to chicken out now. Life is a cruel bitch, sure... but I can be the bigger, crueler, bitchier bitch. Gosh, I'm so eloquent!<br /><br />So, if you are suffering from clinical depression and you happen to stumble upon this blog post... know that there is hope even though everything seems bleak. <strike>Of course I&nbsp;&nbsp;wrote this line to seem like I care.</strike><br /><br />See how happy I am?<br /><br /><strike>Notice how white my teeth are?</strike><br /><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VriwVQLghVc/VPpEjtuJDFI/AAAAAAAAFWA/lExZhPwUyiA/s1600/lizzie-feb2015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VriwVQLghVc/VPpEjtuJDFI/AAAAAAAAFWA/lExZhPwUyiA/s1600/lizzie-feb2015.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><b>P.S.</b> I was just going through my posts on my travel blog and noticed how douchebag-<i>ish</i> I sounded, (<i>considering it's my <b>more decent</b> blog</i>). I love it.<br /><br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mhCOtAxEhYg/VPpLIMKW9SI/AAAAAAAAFWQ/wal3ODjsEnY/s1600/screenshots.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mhCOtAxEhYg/VPpLIMKW9SI/AAAAAAAAFWQ/wal3ODjsEnY/s1600/screenshots.jpg" height="444" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Click to enlarge.&nbsp;</td></tr></tbody></table></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-74874575058275167482014-02-04T14:43:00.001+01:002015-03-20T04:04:49.182+01:008 Life Lessons Cats Can Teach Us<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><b><br /></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jt6IpyRxQ7A/UvDOm7xxPfI/AAAAAAAAFM0/Am608J3dj8Y/s1600/lifelessonsbycats.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jt6IpyRxQ7A/UvDOm7xxPfI/AAAAAAAAFM0/Am608J3dj8Y/s1600/lifelessonsbycats.jpg" height="480" width="720" /></a></div><b><br /></b><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">1. Napping is the essence of life.&nbsp;</span></b></div><span style="color: #666666;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">Whoever said that loving and being loved/ starting a family/ finding happiness/ having a great career is the most important thing in the world is sooo WRONG. It's time to get your priorities right. Napping improves one's health, mood, memory and creativity.&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br />So what are you waiting for? Quit your job, leave your significant other/entire family, and live like an artistic hipster Sleeping Beauty!</span><br /><b><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span></b><b><br /></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bfx3wTsYXdQ/UvDSdqEIh7I/AAAAAAAAFN4/PQkCXVcHkyw/s1600/lifelessonsbycats7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bfx3wTsYXdQ/UvDSdqEIh7I/AAAAAAAAFN4/PQkCXVcHkyw/s1600/lifelessonsbycats7.jpg" height="481" width="720" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">2. There's beauty in staring at empty spaces.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br />Staring at empty spaces can unnerve some people and give them the impression that you're a psycho. Being mistaken for a psycho means you'll be avoided by many (<i>or you'll be institutionalized if you overdo it</i>).</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br />Being avoided by people is awesome because people suck, anyway.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><h4 style="text-align: left;"><strike style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #999999;">Being institutionalized is also okay because, hey, you get free Xanax everyday!&nbsp;</span></strike></h4></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mgJwEnu7YGs/UvDPKdMudJI/AAAAAAAAFNA/LTd5WAR7Zps/s1600/lifelessonsbycats2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mgJwEnu7YGs/UvDPKdMudJI/AAAAAAAAFNA/LTd5WAR7Zps/s1600/lifelessonsbycats2.jpg" height="481" width="720" /></a></div><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">3. You exist to be adored.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">You're awesome. You're perfect. You're purrty. You can't help it if lesser beings and peasants hold you in high esteem. You deserve all the admiration. &nbsp;Those who think otherwise can go suck on a cactus.</span><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xal9PtjZASI/UvDPaG2WayI/AAAAAAAAFNI/c2eo6CUGH-w/s1600/lifelessonsbycats3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xal9PtjZASI/UvDPaG2WayI/AAAAAAAAFNI/c2eo6CUGH-w/s1600/lifelessonsbycats3.jpg" height="481" width="720" /></a></div><b><br /></b><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">4. Food is your BFF.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><span style="color: #999999;">Food is loyal. Food is kind. Food is patient. Food is never demanding. Food is comforting. Food will always be there for you. Food is never&nbsp;judgmental. Food will never leave you. EVERRR.&nbsp;</span><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OEg72QejOT4/UvDOJtRIiGI/AAAAAAAAFMw/Abr6MK-suaQ/s1600/lifelessonsbycats1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OEg72QejOT4/UvDOJtRIiGI/AAAAAAAAFMw/Abr6MK-suaQ/s1600/lifelessonsbycats1.jpg" height="481" width="720" /></a></div><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">5. Manipulation 101</span></b><br /><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">Cats are master manipulators. They control their owners with their varying purrs and meows. Poor humans have no choice but to obey and melt into a puddle of adoring goo.&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br />You can apply this feline tactic if you want to get WHATEVER you want. A meowing human is not as delightful as a meowing cat, so you can employ other means such as showing half your boobies, making your eyes wide, playing with your hair, sticking your butt out, and giving your most charming smile.&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br />Never lick your lips. It's creepy.&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GNW1hzztCzU/UvDQF0oai-I/AAAAAAAAFNQ/nRAMy55F_Bw/s1600/lifelessonsbycats4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GNW1hzztCzU/UvDQF0oai-I/AAAAAAAAFNQ/nRAMy55F_Bw/s1600/lifelessonsbycats4.jpg" height="511" width="720" /></a></div><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">6. Grooming is imperative.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><span style="color: #999999;">Good looks is never enough. Notice how cats constantly groom themselves? You should probably do the same. You wouldn't want to disappoint your adoring public. Beauty is quite useless when you stink like a cheese.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6SHPInr7Ygo/UvDR4gYq2JI/AAAAAAAAFNk/Sg-YTPZ5aE4/s1600/lifelessonsbycats6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6SHPInr7Ygo/UvDR4gYq2JI/AAAAAAAAFNk/Sg-YTPZ5aE4/s1600/lifelessonsbycats6.jpg" height="481" width="720" /></a></div><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">7. Patience often pays off.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">Observe a cat while it's hunting. It spends most of the (<i>hunting</i>) time stalking and staying still before it goes for the kill.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">Someone has pissed you off? Don't get even yet! Plan it, lurk, stalk! Then, like a cat, catch your prey, paw him/her until he/she dies of slow, agonizing, humiliating death.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><span style="color: #999999;">Fancy someone? Lurk. Stalk. Wait patiently. Catch him/her off guard and urinate on him/her to mark your territory.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Dh9hVSFuiVw/UvDqjA0t22I/AAAAAAAAFOI/2-lYI48fB2o/s1600/lifelessonsbycat8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Dh9hVSFuiVw/UvDqjA0t22I/AAAAAAAAFOI/2-lYI48fB2o/s1600/lifelessonsbycat8.jpg" /></a></div><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">8. Not giving a fuck = happiness.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b>Never conform. &nbsp;Never let anyone dictate what you should or should not do. It's your life. You are its navigator. Do things at your own pace, on your own terms. You're awesome and the world can go fuck itself.&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"><br /></span><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><i><span style="color: #666666; font-size: x-small;">models:</span></i>&nbsp; <span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-small;"><b>McFattie &amp; McUgly</b></span></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-41449376683138657522013-09-17T11:19:00.003+02:002015-03-09T12:53:43.576+01:00Expectation vs. Reality: How Mentally Ill People Dress<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b>EXPECTATION:</b></div><b><br /></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ntTbULkYxcU/UjgdSuh409I/AAAAAAAAFHE/IE9_Az67vGA/s1600/lizzie_panda.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ntTbULkYxcU/UjgdSuh409I/AAAAAAAAFHE/IE9_Az67vGA/s1600/lizzie_panda.jpg" /></a></div><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>REALITY:</b></div><b><br /></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8OwsgtyOIKg/Ujgdc96BRbI/AAAAAAAAFHQ/9zE0Z3tPpmI/s1600/ladakh_dress1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8OwsgtyOIKg/Ujgdc96BRbI/AAAAAAAAFHQ/9zE0Z3tPpmI/s1600/ladakh_dress1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yes,<strike> I&nbsp;wear clothes with impossibly low necklines to distract people</strike>&nbsp;I try my best to appear normal and I often end up looking awesomesauce. Being inherently fabulous is such a curse.<br /><br /></div><b><br /></b><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">dress:</span> </b>Ladakh</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>shoes:</b> </span>GL</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>sunnies:</b> </span>River Island</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-29098062837039102092013-09-06T07:49:00.001+02:002015-03-09T12:53:43.568+01:00Pretty Ugly Birthday Giveaway<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hvmhlPuImT4/UilqWcmFtRI/AAAAAAAAFG0/qsT621YyBcs/s1600/prettyuglybday.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hvmhlPuImT4/UilqWcmFtRI/AAAAAAAAFG0/qsT621YyBcs/s1600/prettyuglybday.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><br />So here I am once again to abuse all of you all the while pretending I'm generous. I want to write some more but I'm so fucking ticked off today. Those lumpy balloons ruined my day. I want to punch someone in the face.<br /><br />One winner will receive:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">Aquadoll</span></b> blonde wig with pink highlights &nbsp;(<i>from Japan. It's expensive</i>).</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">Embellished wristwatch</span></b> from Korea (<i>It's a little cheaper than the wig but it's very cute</i>).</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">Owl bag</span></b><i><span style="color: #ea9999;"> </span>(Again, it's a little cheaper than the wig but it's AWESOME)</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>Etude House Cupcake what-the-fuck-ever</b>.</span> The name is too long.</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9KMFv1usxMU/UiAYaqDI-nI/AAAAAAAAFCk/Uvv6VgJT-go/s1600/IMG_8708.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9KMFv1usxMU/UiAYaqDI-nI/AAAAAAAAFCk/Uvv6VgJT-go/s1600/IMG_8708.jpg" /></a></div><br /><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;">&nbsp;- Fill out the Rafflecopter below.</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;">&nbsp;- Open worldwide. Non-bloggers are welcome.</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;">- Starts on September 6 until September 30, 2013 at 12:00MN Bangkok/Jakarta time.&nbsp;</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;">- Items will be shipped via registered air mail. Shipping fees will be shouldered by me. However, I will not be responsible for lost/damaged parcels.</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #6aa84f;"><br /></span></b><a class="rafl" href="http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/b82a8e1/" id="rc-b82a8e1" rel="nofollow">a Rafflecopter giveaway</a><script src="//d12vno17mo87cx.cloudfront.net/embed/rafl/cptr.js"></script><br /><br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com126tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-61438050688752149462013-08-30T19:34:00.001+02:002013-09-02T08:56:27.448+02:00SHOWING OFF: Vanity Room Part II<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Not much words, y'all. Look at the ah-mazeball knick-knacks I got for my pink room. My dressing room is, like, so girly, it repels the male species (<i>except for one of my cats</i>).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">You can wipe the drool off your faces now. Like, totally. Must be heartbreaking to be poor.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-csM9UZkMz2c/UiDTokwHKqI/AAAAAAAAFFc/ps-kQG6oQhc/s1600/vanity2c.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-csM9UZkMz2c/UiDTokwHKqI/AAAAAAAAFFc/ps-kQG6oQhc/s1600/vanity2c.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-08R8Rq2F6zo/UiDRSgnR3RI/AAAAAAAAFDg/nMgwUSqIyXI/s1600/IMG_8717.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-08R8Rq2F6zo/UiDRSgnR3RI/AAAAAAAAFDg/nMgwUSqIyXI/s1600/IMG_8717.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bqu4Op5trGw/UiDSLsOMwCI/AAAAAAAAFDo/7XSzUcm-z6o/s1600/IMG_8546.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZNnXJFAFgrs/UiDTkTtpNJI/AAAAAAAAFFA/T6CXHCsKdY8/s1600/IMG_8738.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZNnXJFAFgrs/UiDTkTtpNJI/AAAAAAAAFFA/T6CXHCsKdY8/s1600/IMG_8738.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kkD-yrvVJfU/UiDTsD9zKYI/AAAAAAAAFFw/sS8zjKZ4vtI/s1600/vanityroom2a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kkD-yrvVJfU/UiDTsD9zKYI/AAAAAAAAFFw/sS8zjKZ4vtI/s1600/vanityroom2a.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hhdd3SenZnY/UiDY9XhHBVI/AAAAAAAAFGI/v1jpqiNd-Ic/s1600/IMG_8559.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hhdd3SenZnY/UiDY9XhHBVI/AAAAAAAAFGI/v1jpqiNd-Ic/s1600/IMG_8559.jpg" /></a></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-56085950955233666892013-08-30T06:03:00.001+02:002013-08-30T08:24:52.739+02:00Because I'm Awesome: A Birthday Giveaway<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9KMFv1usxMU/UiAYaqDI-nI/AAAAAAAAFCk/Uvv6VgJT-go/s1600/IMG_8708.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9KMFv1usxMU/UiAYaqDI-nI/AAAAAAAAFCk/Uvv6VgJT-go/s1600/IMG_8708.jpg" /></a></div><br />It's my birthday next week and I'm doing a blog giveaway once again. People should give me gifts and not the other way around, but it's okay because no one is as awesome as I am. Not even close.<br /><br />One lucky winner will receive:<br /><br />Cute Owl Bag<br />Etude House Sweet Recipe All Over Color<br />Aquadoll Japan blonde with pink streaks wig<br />3D embellished wristwatch from Korea<br /><br />None is sponsored.<br /><br />To join, stay tuned for my post next week.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S.<br /><br />I don't tire of hearing how awesome I am, FYI. Take a hint.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-biqeqZU8Mq4/UiAZGr-H2II/AAAAAAAAFCo/RtNhoDCEgUw/s1600/IMG_8709.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-biqeqZU8Mq4/UiAZGr-H2II/AAAAAAAAFCo/RtNhoDCEgUw/s1600/IMG_8709.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vue0N7wvSqw/UiAZJEeiQAI/AAAAAAAAFCw/aObHCan4Y94/s1600/IMG_8710.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vue0N7wvSqw/UiAZJEeiQAI/AAAAAAAAFCw/aObHCan4Y94/s1600/IMG_8710.jpg" /></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-llZ9JHr3zBk/UiAZMam_X6I/AAAAAAAAFC8/PYjBntLsM4U/s1600/IMG_8712.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-llZ9JHr3zBk/UiAZMam_X6I/AAAAAAAAFC8/PYjBntLsM4U/s1600/IMG_8712.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_m5a-LQF4cs/UiAZMDtX7aI/AAAAAAAAFC4/DPrvyIlg8JY/s1600/IMG_8711.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_m5a-LQF4cs/UiAZMDtX7aI/AAAAAAAAFC4/DPrvyIlg8JY/s1600/IMG_8711.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-87934167977786596332013-08-20T09:32:00.002+02:002014-12-16T16:49:59.590+01:00We're All Mad Here<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oNkcur94ldU/UhI2KiYzgrI/AAAAAAAAE-4/S5VDwFMrVqU/s1600/IMG_8516+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oNkcur94ldU/UhI2KiYzgrI/AAAAAAAAE-4/S5VDwFMrVqU/s1600/IMG_8516+copy.jpg" /></a></div><b><br /></b><b>(content deleted)&nbsp;</b><br /><b><br /></b>There's nothing worth reading here. I just want attention.<br /><br />Isn't my cat purrty?<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PTcpMzQMyA4/UhI6e9XHnPI/AAAAAAAAE_E/ohtC78bjMDc/s1600/IMG_8523+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PTcpMzQMyA4/UhI6e9XHnPI/AAAAAAAAE_E/ohtC78bjMDc/s1600/IMG_8523+copy.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VXpRJJiugQ4/UhI6sIWZKqI/AAAAAAAAE_M/X372zYFxxbA/s1600/IMG_8520+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VXpRJJiugQ4/UhI6sIWZKqI/AAAAAAAAE_M/X372zYFxxbA/s1600/IMG_8520+copy.jpg" /></a></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-36750066538318567192013-08-15T05:12:00.001+02:002013-08-15T05:25:31.724+02:00SHOWING OFF: Thrifty Thursday<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YzZmOq5__Yg/UgtdkhPNDQI/AAAAAAAAE94/Fzd3FbHb3Ac/s1600/etudehouse1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YzZmOq5__Yg/UgtdkhPNDQI/AAAAAAAAE94/Fzd3FbHb3Ac/s1600/etudehouse1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">OH-M-G, y'all! I'd like to show you my "humble" haul. I don't really, like, need them. I just bought them so I have something to brag about on my blog. It's not like they're expensive.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I got myself a few Etude House stuff, a business card holder (<i>below you'll see my business card that I designed. Gosh, why am I soooo talented?</i>) and a kitty cat door stopper. I like cats.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4Eq9EU72V8o/UgtjQNC2ImI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/iiJWit1yDr8/s1600/etudehouse2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4Eq9EU72V8o/UgtjQNC2ImI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/iiJWit1yDr8/s1600/etudehouse2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PzVVvz-8qAM/UgtjQQy59RI/AAAAAAAAE-U/MzA1VQMKyHs/s1600/showingoff.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PzVVvz-8qAM/UgtjQQy59RI/AAAAAAAAE-U/MzA1VQMKyHs/s1600/showingoff.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I also got myself Charlotte Olympia kitty flats in a shade so ugly, I don't know what to pair it with. You might be wondering why I bought it then: It's because I can. Ah-mazeballs, right? Don't you just want to be me?&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Oh, and I purchased mini Marc Jacobs Daisy. I don't like the scent much, I'm only after the bottles. I'm decadent, I know. Aren't you envious?&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V8rlA-ayMkQ/UgxGFwXnFkI/AAAAAAAAE-o/qFv8XRiOVB4/s1600/showing_off_kittyflats.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V8rlA-ayMkQ/UgxGFwXnFkI/AAAAAAAAE-o/qFv8XRiOVB4/s1600/showing_off_kittyflats.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DOU35ld6A9U/UUsx6GtyKuI/AAAAAAAAEsM/qmv0724fpVc/s1600/marcjacobs_daisy1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DOU35ld6A9U/UUsx6GtyKuI/AAAAAAAAEsM/qmv0724fpVc/s1600/marcjacobs_daisy1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">P.S. The camera and lenses are used are, like, super expensive too. And note that, I tend to, like,&nbsp; (</span><i style="text-align: left;">intentionally</i><span style="text-align: left;">) fuck up my photos by adding filters using a super expensive software, &nbsp;because I can.&nbsp;</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">&nbsp;xoxo </div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-41835880671915031812013-08-04T22:46:00.000+02:002013-08-05T05:48:08.538+02:00Pretty Ugly Anniversary Giveaway<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zBvnQvtfeTc/Uf6Q0WWY58I/AAAAAAAAE5c/TP3npX_lcT0/s1600/prettyugly_bloganniv_cat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zBvnQvtfeTc/Uf6Q0WWY58I/AAAAAAAAE5c/TP3npX_lcT0/s1600/prettyugly_bloganniv_cat.jpg" /></a><br /><br />So here we are on my first giveaway. I wanted to take a selfie with my cats but I'm too heavily sedated to do that. So here's McFatty in a red wig instead.<br /><br />I have two sets of goodies for two lucky entrants. It's my way of thanking all of you for dropping by my blog every now and then. <br /><br />Oh-kaaaaay. Let me cut the crap. I certainly am grateful but my principal motive for this giveaway has nothing to do with thankfulness AT ALL. I'm doing this for the exposure; the Facebook likes, the Twitter followers and the comments. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings because&nbsp; a lot of bloggers do this shit ALL THE TIME! Did you really think we're doing it for you? NO. We just want to market ourselves and make you think we're cool. Yes, we are such little assholes who relish attention, all the while pretending we're being generous when the truth is... we're gifting you cheap stuff we do not want for ourselves (<i>Now don't get all judgey on me. I LOVE cheap things!</i>). You're very welcome.<br /><br />Nothing is sponsored here because I don't want to feel like I owe someone something.<br /><br /><br /><i><b>NOTE:</b></i> Everything in Bundles 1 and 2 are brand new.&nbsp; <br /><br /><br />&nbsp;<b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-large;">BUNDLE 1</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Ba</span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">g</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Owl Bangle</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Cocktail Ring</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;">New Look</span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"> Playsuit </span></b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">(UK 8/US 4/Eu 36)</span><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;">Sephora</span><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;"> <span style="color: #93c47d;">Choco Praline Perfume Spray</span></span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;">Etude House</span><span style="color: #8e7cc3;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #93c47d;">AC Clinic Intense Trial Kit</span>&nbsp;</span></span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;"><span style="font-size: large;">Koji</span><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="font-size: large;">Lash Specialist</span></span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3; font-size: large;">Aldo</span><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Tights </span></b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">(Small-Medium)</span><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Charm</span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"> Bracelet</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">Necklace</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OjLkzAWo-io/Uf4m34Wee-I/AAAAAAAAE2o/I84DgyGvpAQ/s1600/Set1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OjLkzAWo-io/Uf4m34Wee-I/AAAAAAAAE2o/I84DgyGvpAQ/s1600/Set1.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDLo3kg1m7U/Uf4oolYlazI/AAAAAAAAE28/0bFRT1TBRRc/s1600/set1a.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDLo3kg1m7U/Uf4oolYlazI/AAAAAAAAE28/0bFRT1TBRRc/s1600/set1a.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--x5zFrKW9iE/Uf4pSXK7moI/AAAAAAAAE3E/-crXv7HbvVM/s1600/set1b.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--x5zFrKW9iE/Uf4pSXK7moI/AAAAAAAAE3E/-crXv7HbvVM/s1600/set1b.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BMLqxceY30k/Uf4xQ11YdAI/AAAAAAAAE3U/coiqM3kE6c8/s1600/set1c.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BMLqxceY30k/Uf4xQ11YdAI/AAAAAAAAE3U/coiqM3kE6c8/s1600/set1c.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JoCl9woP6sI/Uf4yy9xEc6I/AAAAAAAAE3k/B0El5daX3-8/s1600/set1d.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JoCl9woP6sI/Uf4yy9xEc6I/AAAAAAAAE3k/B0El5daX3-8/s1600/set1d.jpg" /></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EHBNWWuWwzQ/Uf5Lhk5UI4I/AAAAAAAAE34/50X1teb1utE/s1600/set1e.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EHBNWWuWwzQ/Uf5Lhk5UI4I/AAAAAAAAE34/50X1teb1utE/s1600/set1e.jpg" /></a></div><br /></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-co-Wsl7mF_g/Uf5YUV5bGEI/AAAAAAAAE4M/zc4wr0dhzkg/s1600/set1f.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-co-Wsl7mF_g/Uf5YUV5bGEI/AAAAAAAAE4M/zc4wr0dhzkg/s1600/set1f.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0N8xLlDE72s/Uf5pR0O7XXI/AAAAAAAAE4w/eMGtM9DaqHg/s1600/set1g.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0N8xLlDE72s/Uf5pR0O7XXI/AAAAAAAAE4w/eMGtM9DaqHg/s1600/set1g.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span></b><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;">*</span><br /><br /><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-large;">BUNDLE 2</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"><b>Cat Bag</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Etude House </span><span style="color: #93c47d;">Eye's Cream</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">SK II </span><span style="color: #93c47d;">Basic Trial Set</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Skin 79 </span><span style="color: #93c47d;">Honey Sugar Scrub</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"><b>Bracelet</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"><b>Turquoise Bangles</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">H&amp;M</span><span style="color: #93c47d;"> Leggings&nbsp; </span></b></span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">(UK 8/US 4/Eu 36)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;"><b>Statement Rings</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Claire's</span><span style="color: #93c47d;"> Headband</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">GEO</span><span style="color: #93c47d;"> Lens Grang Grang (Choco)</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Dissh</span> (Bamboo Blonde) Dress </span></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-size: large;">(UK 8/US 4/Eu 36)</span></span><b><span style="color: #93c47d;"> </span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1oe7FOiN_7k/Uf5jMzi23mI/AAAAAAAAE4c/zSBClsMEhO0/s1600/set2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1oe7FOiN_7k/Uf5jMzi23mI/AAAAAAAAE4c/zSBClsMEhO0/s1600/set2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-34XgeUZ5phM/Uf5MPmxRUWI/AAAAAAAAE38/ytJ-JcaCLzs/s1600/set2b.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-34XgeUZ5phM/Uf5MPmxRUWI/AAAAAAAAE38/ytJ-JcaCLzs/s1600/set2b.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4oVrQR8exsw/Uf6QJ_q473I/AAAAAAAAE5M/bFHKKwZm74Q/s1600/set2b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4oVrQR8exsw/Uf6QJ_q473I/AAAAAAAAE5M/bFHKKwZm74Q/s1600/set2b.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sEiQvvopVPA/Uf6QRadz0kI/AAAAAAAAE5U/zo5gpjz8aFc/s1600/set2c.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sEiQvvopVPA/Uf6QRadz0kI/AAAAAAAAE5U/zo5gpjz8aFc/s1600/set2c.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JXj-fvvu8do/Uf6SBJpEnbI/AAAAAAAAE5s/G8wddKh_Gug/s1600/set2d.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JXj-fvvu8do/Uf6SBJpEnbI/AAAAAAAAE5s/G8wddKh_Gug/s1600/set2d.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AX0-coiQpb4/Uf6SsQe0KbI/AAAAAAAAE50/QVM1cgKk8tE/s1600/set2e.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AX0-coiQpb4/Uf6SsQe0KbI/AAAAAAAAE50/QVM1cgKk8tE/s1600/set2e.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AzDqKwD_boE/Uf6TFbUKggI/AAAAAAAAE58/JJ3J66tmcJg/s1600/set2f.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AzDqKwD_boE/Uf6TFbUKggI/AAAAAAAAE58/JJ3J66tmcJg/s640/set2f.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B7nfdIXzP7I/Uf6Ul4iWI6I/AAAAAAAAE6M/HUtg8Fvtn_0/s1600/set2g.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B7nfdIXzP7I/Uf6Ul4iWI6I/AAAAAAAAE6M/HUtg8Fvtn_0/s1600/set2g.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FfAr3clJFFA/Uf6pF6ARsFI/AAAAAAAAE6c/TSXKgGlYQwk/s1600/set2dress.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FfAr3clJFFA/Uf6pF6ARsFI/AAAAAAAAE6c/TSXKgGlYQwk/s1600/set2dress.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">NOTE: The dress is slightly different (but NICER). I will update this soon.</td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><h3 style="text-align: left;"></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;- Fill out the Rafflecopter below. </span></span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;- Open worldwide. Non-bloggers are welcome.</span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Starts on August 5th and ends on August 28th, 2013 at 12:00MN Bangkok/Jakarta time.&nbsp;</span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Items will be shipped via registered air mail. Shipping fees will be shouldered by me. However, I will not be responsible for lost/damaged parcels.</span></span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></h3></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><b><br /></b></div><a class="rafl" href="http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/b82a8e0/" id="rc-b82a8e0" rel="nofollow">a Rafflecopter giveaway</a><script src="//d12vno17mo87cx.cloudfront.net/embed/rafl/cptr.js"></script></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com156tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-15594783389866396812013-08-01T13:57:00.002+02:002013-09-09T04:20:50.575+02:00Year One!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">PrettyUgly is one year old! I can't believe I survived blogging this long!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I would like to thank you all for visiting my blog and not getting tired of my psychobabblecrap. More importantly, I would like to thank myself for being so awesome.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Anyway, stay tuned for my<b> First Anniversary giveaway</b>. Details will be up Monday next week. I wanted to get it done today but I'm too crrrazy to function.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Yet despite the cocktail of antidepressants, antipsychotics, sedatives and psychotropics I'm taking on a daily basis (<i>yeah, I'm THAT special</i>) , I managed to camwhore on this day <strike>to show you that my boobs are still magical</strike>.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Some of the goodies in store are items from &nbsp;<b>New Look</b>,&nbsp;<b>SKII, H&amp;M, Claire's,&nbsp;Sephora,</b> amongst others. No, they're not sponsored. I'm not that poor.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Toodles!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">P.S. &nbsp;My smile is so fake. I forgot to take some of my meds.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ec4NiqdPK8Q/UfotQkKP1CI/AAAAAAAAE1k/1on5xhGhpu4/s1600/prettyugly-minions.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ec4NiqdPK8Q/UfotQkKP1CI/AAAAAAAAE1k/1on5xhGhpu4/s1600/prettyugly-minions.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-639Un5Zjmyo/UfpBZoFQFLI/AAAAAAAAE10/6oMKXLVX_Qc/s1600/prettyugly1a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-639Un5Zjmyo/UfpBZoFQFLI/AAAAAAAAE10/6oMKXLVX_Qc/s1600/prettyugly1a.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2n6Wtwj-lZo/UfpCK8Kdm-I/AAAAAAAAE2A/1moFuunH7aI/s1600/prettyugly1b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2n6Wtwj-lZo/UfpCK8Kdm-I/AAAAAAAAE2A/1moFuunH7aI/s1600/prettyugly1b.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b>top:</b> from Korea</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>skirt: </b>New Look</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>shoes:</b> Charlotte Olympia</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>headband:</b> Accessorize</div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-28289544444889335032013-06-17T12:50:00.000+02:002015-03-07T02:02:39.320+01:00I'm Classy<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dU6FLjSjumM/Ub7Uht51F-I/AAAAAAAAEys/pstW1xx4CWM/s1600/evilizzie1a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dU6FLjSjumM/Ub7Uht51F-I/AAAAAAAAEys/pstW1xx4CWM/s1600/evilizzie1a.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pBU7FCdpngQ/Ub7UhWDM09I/AAAAAAAAEyo/PcZUV6vp2nY/s1600/evilizzie1b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pBU7FCdpngQ/Ub7UhWDM09I/AAAAAAAAEyo/PcZUV6vp2nY/s1600/evilizzie1b.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">The F word is beautiful.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">It's also therapeutic. According to studies, cursing helps alleviate pain. Want &nbsp;proof? Try cutting your right pinky finger and simply say "<i>ouch!</i>". Cut your other pinky and cry out "<i>Holy fuuuuck, it hurts like a motherfucker!</i>". Which experience do you think is more bearable? Go on, try it and let me know what you think.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Moreover, it is one of the most compelling, expressive and emotionally scarring terms on the planet.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>example:</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">(novice)&nbsp;<i>&nbsp;Why are you so mean?</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><br /></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>(</b>competent<b>)</b><i>&nbsp;Why are you so mean? What the hell is wrong with you?&nbsp;</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><br /></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i style="font-weight: bold;">(</i>GOD<i><b>)</b>&nbsp;Why are you such a fucking douchebag? Get the fuck out of my face or I'll cut you!&nbsp;</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Most importantly, it's good for my heart as well as other people's health. I'd rather say FUCK than wring someone's neck. I wouldn't want to strain my fingers.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ever since the F word and I have become BFFS, I can't recall how many times I've been told that my predilection for expletive laced sentences (<i>when I'm feeling honest and emotiona</i>l) is not classy. I don't understand why some people are so consumed by their&nbsp;never-ending&nbsp;desire to be<i>&nbsp;classy</i>. Who the fuck are they trying to please? What are they trying to prove? For what purpose?&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I'm aware that profanity is rather juvenile and according to the politically correct folks,<i>&nbsp;tasteless and uncivilized</i>... &nbsp;I don't fucking care. Truth is, &nbsp;I'd rather be uncouth yet still have the freedom to illustrate my point than be civilized/classy yet be enslaved by societal expectations in order to gain the respect or admiration of irrelevant (<i>and generally judgemental</i>) people.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Society and classy people can go fuck themselves.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-35325771892404462112013-05-30T05:34:00.000+02:002013-05-30T07:26:32.773+02:00Hello, Commoners<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EIF8X0xUIRU/UabF5hEQwwI/AAAAAAAAEw4/uTatlZ-ct3E/s1600/IMG_8789.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EIF8X0xUIRU/UabF5hEQwwI/AAAAAAAAEw4/uTatlZ-ct3E/s1600/IMG_8789.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br />My hooman is not here. Her medicashuns make her stoopid and half dead<strike>&nbsp;as half dead as the lizard I played with this morning.</strike>&nbsp; I own teh computer nao. &nbsp;It's akshully very comfy, especially the keyboard.<br /><br />Here are my pichoors, doing effortless poses. I'm prettier than all of you combind.<br /><br /><br />P.S.<br /><br />My hooman got a widdle fat. Don't tell her I told you or she will punish me and feed me ONLY twice today. The horror! I'll starve to death! I need nomnoms elebenty times a day!<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZpHnY1hEoc/UabIF6TvvjI/AAAAAAAAExQ/m7HR2xepf6Y/s1600/IMG_8783.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZpHnY1hEoc/UabIF6TvvjI/AAAAAAAAExQ/m7HR2xepf6Y/s1600/IMG_8783.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R07O4fFj4do/UabIFrMiJ-I/AAAAAAAAExI/05KtyJa4qc8/s1600/IMG_8786.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R07O4fFj4do/UabIFrMiJ-I/AAAAAAAAExI/05KtyJa4qc8/s1600/IMG_8786.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FH3YYV1EvGc/UabIFzoVAsI/AAAAAAAAExU/y5Cyq8hCOZ4/s1600/IMG_8787.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FH3YYV1EvGc/UabIFzoVAsI/AAAAAAAAExU/y5Cyq8hCOZ4/s1600/IMG_8787.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6cyAbpWgytE/UabIG3O1-1I/AAAAAAAAExg/TYhNtBiwsqo/s1600/IMG_8795.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6cyAbpWgytE/UabIG3O1-1I/AAAAAAAAExg/TYhNtBiwsqo/s1600/IMG_8795.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HTxVqDamYQY/UabITdJlwfI/AAAAAAAAExo/BYhca3RXhvE/s1600/IMG_8799.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HTxVqDamYQY/UabITdJlwfI/AAAAAAAAExo/BYhca3RXhvE/s1600/IMG_8799.jpg" /></a></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-47362875088715890762013-04-27T10:44:00.000+02:002015-03-20T04:00:36.646+01:00Dress Like A Fashion Blogger (Part I)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Fashion Bloggers are stars people look up to. Although the fashion blogging scene is already saturated with ah-mazeballs fashionistas, it's not too late for you. You can still get noticed. It doesn't take much to upgrade your blogosphere status from anonymity to greatness. I just don't do it because I'm allergic to fame. I shine bright like a diamond even with commonness. The world is not ready for me. <br /><br />Even if you don't make it to the top, you can still<strike> get invited to events and hoard freebies, you greedy, limelight-hogging you&nbsp; </strike>express your artistic side through fashion and inspire ordinary, unimaginative people. C'mon, do humanity a favor and <strike>hang yourself</strike> follow the two basic steps below. <br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bln4lZBLeCI/UXprVHZwkhI/AAAAAAAAEuk/FP-cxDF57SY/s1600/lizzie_fashion_blogging.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bln4lZBLeCI/UXprVHZwkhI/AAAAAAAAEuk/FP-cxDF57SY/s1600/lizzie_fashion_blogging.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>1. Start with a simple ensemble.&nbsp;</b></span></span><br /><strike>Age-inappropriate&nbsp; </strike>Baby tee, skirt, beret and OMFG-me-so-nerdy lensless glasses combo is cute enough but forgettable in every way. You need to stand out. Remember, you are a fashion blogger. You need to be creative! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pojgertxCcw/UXproGibrDI/AAAAAAAAEus/l7bOKFUVvHo/s1600/fashion_blogger1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pojgertxCcw/UXproGibrDI/AAAAAAAAEus/l7bOKFUVvHo/s1600/fashion_blogger1.jpg" />&nbsp;</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">No. Posing cutesy patootsy will not help. Your outfit is still boring.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QFoTks5tsbs/UXp7peHOprI/AAAAAAAAEu8/z8Gwq5Vt3Xs/s1600/fashion_blogger2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QFoTks5tsbs/UXp7peHOprI/AAAAAAAAEu8/z8Gwq5Vt3Xs/s1600/fashion_blogger2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">No. Just no! Every 6 year old is dressed like this. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>2. <strike>Fuck it up. </strike>Experiment! &nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>&nbsp;</b></span></span>&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Be bold! Be unpredictable! Be fashion forward! The crazier, the better! If it doesn't make sense, then you're on the right track. Pretend you're a mentally handicapped blind person raiding a Salvation Army rejects bin. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div>Ditch the beret. It's so unoriginal. Create a pom pom out of tissue paper and make it an eye-catching headpiece. No one will see that coming! You will be known as the epic hair accessories pioneer.<br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jpcCbe8Jaww/UXrAiGzWBYI/AAAAAAAAEv0/yrdicMp5XoI/s1600/fashion_blogger5.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Erratum: Those are ice cream shoe clips. </td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Drop the geek glasses too. They're sooo overdone. You wouldn't want to look like you're trying too hard.&nbsp; Start your own trend instead... like the <b>sanitary pad bracer</b> I'm wearing in the pictures. It has this WHOA factor. It's totally unexpected. It's a symbol of femininity (<i>because, duh, sanitary pad is used to absorb all the nasty stuff from your uterus every month</i>) and strength. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Adding surprising twist to your belt and shoes is also good. You want to be as <strike>retarded</strike> distinctive as possible.People are generally fascinated by <strike>rubbish</strike> quirky things anyway. Also, layering is a must. It doesn't matter if it makes you look fat or moronic.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And oh, NEVER EVER forget those cocktail rings so enormous, you would break your own jaw if you happen to accidentally slap yourself. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">There you have it. What are you waiting for? Grace us with your phenomenal sense of fashion, you sexy thing! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-67nlwInoERc/UYQCQVC7nZI/AAAAAAAAEwU/3SugKX3wHyI/s1600/fashion_blogger4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-67nlwInoERc/UYQCQVC7nZI/AAAAAAAAEwU/3SugKX3wHyI/s1600/fashion_blogger4.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />Let me know if you want me to make DIY tutorials for the sanitary pad bracer and toothbrush sash.<br /><br />Toodles! <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RlogsaMhN5U/UXrAqxhThVI/AAAAAAAAEv8/fFecYLka-GU/s1600/fashion_blogger3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RlogsaMhN5U/UXrAqxhThVI/AAAAAAAAEv8/fFecYLka-GU/s1600/fashion_blogger3.jpg" /></a></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com57tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-80648720093997083142013-04-25T07:15:00.000+02:002013-05-10T20:48:21.450+02:00Just Eat The Damn Cake! <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o8PHXRFr7YM/UXikV8clY_I/AAAAAAAAEtc/SaEG76PS6Y8/s1600/pink_hair1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o8PHXRFr7YM/UXikV8clY_I/AAAAAAAAEtc/SaEG76PS6Y8/s1600/pink_hair1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Here's a cheery post because I'm having a greaaaaat day.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Coming out about depression has been one of the best decisions I have ever made of late. Of course, there's a minor downside to it, namely<strike> thick-headed bastards</strike> people who say these things:&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">You're depressed because you just want attention.&nbsp;</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">What in the actual fuck?! Walking the streets naked will definitely get me A LOT of attention. Clinical depression won't. I have a PhD in attention whoring. I should know what I'm talking about.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pSneYpjE9Mo/UXim53nbZbI/AAAAAAAAEuM/V0lOIKY4_F4/s1600/lizzie_cupcakes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pSneYpjE9Mo/UXim53nbZbI/AAAAAAAAEuM/V0lOIKY4_F4/s1600/lizzie_cupcakes.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Don't they look like boobs?&nbsp;</td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">Pray. He will make it go away.&nbsp;</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Uhm, to whom should I pray? Satan? The last time we talked, he told me he's not really into prayers.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;"><br /></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">Why would you take medications? You don't need them! Just exercise.&nbsp;</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Well, exercise didn't help much but my meds did and I feel so much better now. Are you a psychiatrist? No? Then shut up!</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V3VfuB_-Mkg/UXik7Xg7UQI/AAAAAAAAEt0/OPIXREk9L2c/s1600/pink_hair2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V3VfuB_-Mkg/UXik7Xg7UQI/AAAAAAAAEt0/OPIXREk9L2c/s1600/pink_hair2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">Just focus on positive things.&nbsp;</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">You idiot! The problem with depression is... you guessed it right, you are unable to have a firm grasp on optimism.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;">Look at all the unfortunate people around you! They have the reason to be depressed, not you!</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;"><br /></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Seeing other people's misfortune doesn't make me feel less depressed. It exacerbates it! It &nbsp;makes me feel guilty for having this mental illness despite having everything I need. Thank you for that, asshole.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So you see, clinical depression sucks. And although it can be cured, I wouldn't wish it on my enemies. I still have a heart.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I'd wish those fuckers syphilis.&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZlN2anm6eZI/UXinAdxASnI/AAAAAAAAEuU/_DV9n7b4WIY/s1600/lizzie_cupcakes2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZlN2anm6eZI/UXinAdxASnI/AAAAAAAAEuU/_DV9n7b4WIY/s1600/lizzie_cupcakes2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">A recent conversation with a mean girl in my circle:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">Mean Girl:</span></b> Clinical depression? Sheesh. You're doing it for the attention.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>Me:</b>&nbsp;</span>Fuck you with a hundred cacti!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We're good friends now. &nbsp;We warmed up to each other.&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Clinical depression does bring out my crass side. I'm loving it!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-75659469691278347562013-04-13T21:03:00.002+02:002013-04-17T11:14:27.721+02:00Look At Me<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f0s9qPLUFo0/UWmoR_YjCII/AAAAAAAAEss/AwY_PmlnLFY/s1600/bamboo_blonde1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f0s9qPLUFo0/UWmoR_YjCII/AAAAAAAAEss/AwY_PmlnLFY/s1600/bamboo_blonde1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br />Look at me, look at me, look at me!<br /><br /><strike>I look very pregnant in empire silhouette</strike> Tell me I'm sexy, tell me I'm sexy, tell me I'm sexy!<br /><br />What? We blog for a good dose of ego-stroking, right?<br /><br />No? Just me? Fine.<br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d_QdDw2DDZc/UWmocVA7CXI/AAAAAAAAEs0/2bRtNnPhcS4/s1600/bamboo_blonde2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d_QdDw2DDZc/UWmocVA7CXI/AAAAAAAAEs0/2bRtNnPhcS4/s1600/bamboo_blonde2.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kCY-3yGJ6mg/UWmojDMvuFI/AAAAAAAAEs8/JzSRVe9COEc/s1600/bamboo_blonde3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kCY-3yGJ6mg/UWmojDMvuFI/AAAAAAAAEs8/JzSRVe9COEc/s1600/bamboo_blonde3.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JZcQ08D0DYI/UWmpEkTO7HI/AAAAAAAAEtE/CtdWs9N4ggw/s1600/bamboo_blonde4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JZcQ08D0DYI/UWmpEkTO7HI/AAAAAAAAEtE/CtdWs9N4ggw/s1600/bamboo_blonde4.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R6WdTscz5bo/UWmxpwU6ZpI/AAAAAAAAEtM/d5u9zcWLRM4/s1600/river_island_platform_shoes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R6WdTscz5bo/UWmxpwU6ZpI/AAAAAAAAEtM/d5u9zcWLRM4/s1600/river_island_platform_shoes.jpg" /></a></div><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">dress: </span></b>Bamboo Blonde</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">shoes: </span></b>River Island</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;">earrings</span>: Aldo</div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-2812953052382563382013-03-16T21:06:00.001+01:002013-03-18T00:48:10.193+01:00SHOWING OFF: Vanity Room I<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">OOOOHHH-M-G! &nbsp;I'm so excited, lovelies! Welcome to my newest blog segment, &nbsp;<b>Showing Off</b>: the trollish, if not distasteful version of <strike>humblebrag</strike> <i>haul post</i>.&nbsp; This is my way of pointing out to you that I'm super duper fabulous. Like, seriously!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Why<i> </i><b>Showing Off</b>, you might ask? Why ever not? Humble bragging is, like, soooo pathetic and contrived. I prefer &nbsp;in-your-face approach. Easier for you and me. This is my chance to pretend that<strike>&nbsp;I got the swagger, beeyatches!&nbsp;&nbsp;</strike>my life is interesting. I also am presumptuous enough to believe that people give a shit about what I do with my money; it makes me feel more alive... like antidepressants (<i>God bless Pfizer</i>). So fetch! </div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ttaPit3JXNE/UUP8GORP9NI/AAAAAAAAEok/lEnOp5M75yQ/s1600/vanityroom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ttaPit3JXNE/UUP8GORP9NI/AAAAAAAAEok/lEnOp5M75yQ/s1600/vanityroom.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-amzhT-aFecg/UUZVn_GyBYI/AAAAAAAAErQ/qigfVRD28sQ/s1600/vanityroom1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-amzhT-aFecg/UUZVn_GyBYI/AAAAAAAAErQ/qigfVRD28sQ/s1600/vanityroom1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1iWWaSq00w8/UUP8lA8LDeI/AAAAAAAAEo0/sjJaR_ObDPw/s1600/vanityroom2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1iWWaSq00w8/UUP8lA8LDeI/AAAAAAAAEo0/sjJaR_ObDPw/s1600/vanityroom2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Anyhow, did you know that I have an entire room painted in pale pink to <strike>&nbsp;desperately cling to my dissipating youth</strike>&nbsp;celebrate my being self-entitled? No? Well, now you do. It's amazeballs. Like, totally! &nbsp;It will take me several weeks to put the finishing touches but I'm cool with it because I have a princess room and you don't. Ha!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I love you all, even though you're poor!&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And thank you, Baby Jesus, for this awesome life! Like, ah-mazeballs! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fyOFcsvC41w/UUZVXDSGxnI/AAAAAAAAErI/1R47wXR8Yao/s1600/vanityroom3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fyOFcsvC41w/UUZVXDSGxnI/AAAAAAAAErI/1R47wXR8Yao/s1600/vanityroom3.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QsMsYDmmgvc/UUQACrCbiEI/AAAAAAAAEpI/RTvvgt3peyA/s1600/vanityroom4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QsMsYDmmgvc/UUQACrCbiEI/AAAAAAAAEpI/RTvvgt3peyA/s1600/vanityroom4.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SNvs54TLIPo/UUQBtfqxdTI/AAAAAAAAEpY/bXyul2aV808/s1600/vanityroom5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SNvs54TLIPo/UUQBtfqxdTI/AAAAAAAAEpY/bXyul2aV808/s1600/vanityroom5.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H6piGpcara0/UUZWINNJXeI/AAAAAAAAErY/twnWSv0s8ak/s1600/vanityroom6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H6piGpcara0/UUZWINNJXeI/AAAAAAAAErY/twnWSv0s8ak/s1600/vanityroom6.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4WNrE0hRXjQ/UUQgXNG_CRI/AAAAAAAAEp0/oMMWosufr3Y/s1600/vanityroom7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4WNrE0hRXjQ/UUQgXNG_CRI/AAAAAAAAEp0/oMMWosufr3Y/s1600/vanityroom7.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9k7QR7IIUg0/UUQgkjh_zWI/AAAAAAAAEp8/OobEcOm7cVA/s1600/vanityroom8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9k7QR7IIUg0/UUQgkjh_zWI/AAAAAAAAEp8/OobEcOm7cVA/s1600/vanityroom8.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4si008Fk7WY/UUQguC1r-JI/AAAAAAAAEqE/7U1mNiAv3Mw/s1600/vanityroom9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4si008Fk7WY/UUQguC1r-JI/AAAAAAAAEqE/7U1mNiAv3Mw/s1600/vanityroom9.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SvGeBX4T9ok/UUQg2s1d47I/AAAAAAAAEqM/qGKub8BJa64/s1600/vanityroom11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SvGeBX4T9ok/UUQg2s1d47I/AAAAAAAAEqM/qGKub8BJa64/s1600/vanityroom11.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ErdDpqiw490/UUQh0LNeeGI/AAAAAAAAEqs/II-Qz_g_cLQ/s1600/vanityroom10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ErdDpqiw490/UUQh0LNeeGI/AAAAAAAAEqs/II-Qz_g_cLQ/s1600/vanityroom10.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Lijrlwz0g8Y/UUQh0TRPKNI/AAAAAAAAEq0/p_7tNz-fehM/s1600/vanityroom12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Lijrlwz0g8Y/UUQh0TRPKNI/AAAAAAAAEq0/p_7tNz-fehM/s1600/vanityroom12.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i><b>***</b> Photos taken with a Canon 50mm f/1.2 L lens. It's, like, expensive, FYI.&nbsp;</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com50tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-87325034462385812322013-03-08T06:06:00.003+01:002013-03-08T06:56:21.165+01:00Cat And Its Uses<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">Are you a cheapskate? Do you hate to part with your precious money? Can't be bothered to buy inessential things because you'd rather sit on your savings? Can't afford to have your own staff, <strike>you lowly pauper&nbsp;</strike>? Get a cat. Cats will work for food.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And neck rubs.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And 23 hours of sleep per day.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And milk.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And catnip.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And your attention.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And your significant other's affection.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And your blood.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">&nbsp;And your soul.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><i>NOTE: No cats were harmed in the making of this post.&nbsp;</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Pocket Dictionary Holder</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-trddZ-Ijk3k/UTlnBmpkgHI/AAAAAAAAEmQ/LHzWT704ESE/s1600/cat_pocket_dictionary_holder.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-trddZ-Ijk3k/UTlnBmpkgHI/AAAAAAAAEmQ/LHzWT704ESE/s1600/cat_pocket_dictionary_holder.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Tissue Holder</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h1JQX6ZYqjE/UTlnLSmijhI/AAAAAAAAEmY/uqusvcKknPg/s1600/cat_tissue_holder2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h1JQX6ZYqjE/UTlnLSmijhI/AAAAAAAAEmY/uqusvcKknPg/s1600/cat_tissue_holder2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Uh9N5uxuLU/UTlnL8Ex_VI/AAAAAAAAEmg/fPaLWct8W_o/s1600/cat_tissue_holder1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Uh9N5uxuLU/UTlnL8Ex_VI/AAAAAAAAEmg/fPaLWct8W_o/s1600/cat_tissue_holder1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Ribbon Holder</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NR7P9531ykY/UTlnU7XcVGI/AAAAAAAAEmo/-XUa7v5fyog/s1600/cat_ribbon_holder1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NR7P9531ykY/UTlnU7XcVGI/AAAAAAAAEmo/-XUa7v5fyog/s1600/cat_ribbon_holder1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r0R6OeAyY-Y/UTlnV8FRHUI/AAAAAAAAEmw/BpdkRYLPif4/s1600/cat_ribbon_holder2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r0R6OeAyY-Y/UTlnV8FRHUI/AAAAAAAAEmw/BpdkRYLPif4/s1600/cat_ribbon_holder2.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Typist</span></b></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0q-IsXtrPXQ/UTlqqU00gVI/AAAAAAAAEnA/RCfDe3MftNc/s1600/cat_typist1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0q-IsXtrPXQ/UTlqqU00gVI/AAAAAAAAEnA/RCfDe3MftNc/s1600/cat_typist1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b6mzCafjwHM/UTlq1M4LtvI/AAAAAAAAEnI/33wwC_Hllcs/s1600/cat_typist2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b6mzCafjwHM/UTlq1M4LtvI/AAAAAAAAEnI/33wwC_Hllcs/s1600/cat_typist2.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: x-large;">Plush Toy Stand</span></b></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f7Y51vI7iPc/UTlrb50ckJI/AAAAAAAAEnQ/jitOg5q-dAs/s1600/cat_plush_toy_stand1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f7Y51vI7iPc/UTlrb50ckJI/AAAAAAAAEnQ/jitOg5q-dAs/s1600/cat_plush_toy_stand1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1DDf_Zw8uVA/UTlrnxg1jhI/AAAAAAAAEnY/RVa6xzcBQ8Y/s1600/cat_plush_toy_stand2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1DDf_Zw8uVA/UTlrnxg1jhI/AAAAAAAAEnY/RVa6xzcBQ8Y/s1600/cat_plush_toy_stand2.jpg" /></a></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-42164435707951803812013-02-14T11:41:00.002+01:002013-02-15T19:11:08.975+01:00Happy Hallmark Day! <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-daFjsXYW97s/URyqC21_YhI/AAAAAAAAEds/wUDQqIKwMy8/s1600/eiffel_tower_earrings.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-daFjsXYW97s/URyqC21_YhI/AAAAAAAAEds/wUDQqIKwMy8/s1600/eiffel_tower_earrings.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MWr-h_DI_eo/URyqKgTAbXI/AAAAAAAAEd0/mxsVa5AJRkk/s1600/lace_mesh_dress1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MWr-h_DI_eo/URyqKgTAbXI/AAAAAAAAEd0/mxsVa5AJRkk/s1600/lace_mesh_dress1.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">I actually hate <strike>Hopeless Romantic Horny Bunnies Day</strike> Valentine's Day. I'm just pretending I'm no scrooge.&nbsp;</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X3UN1RqplTk/URyqWqk9Z3I/AAAAAAAAEd8/ZNrvHYmB8Kg/s1600/f21_blush_heels.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X3UN1RqplTk/URyqWqk9Z3I/AAAAAAAAEd8/ZNrvHYmB8Kg/s1600/f21_blush_heels.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jn23VFUMLA/URy7dx2_IrI/AAAAAAAAEkE/OqmWIgUptEo/s1600/lace_mesh_dress5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jn23VFUMLA/URy7dx2_IrI/AAAAAAAAEkE/OqmWIgUptEo/s1600/lace_mesh_dress5.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">I blame Zoloft for this. I look like I'm about to rip Cupid's head and eat his brains.&nbsp;</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xdX3sbUmZoQ/URytsAJq_QI/AAAAAAAAEe8/h4i4I9JhK1o/s1600/lace_mesh_dress2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xdX3sbUmZoQ/URytsAJq_QI/AAAAAAAAEe8/h4i4I9JhK1o/s1600/lace_mesh_dress2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-btz99yCptEo/URyuhRyi_fI/AAAAAAAAEfE/FP2veRbsOuo/s1600/lace_mesh_dress3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-btz99yCptEo/URyuhRyi_fI/AAAAAAAAEfE/FP2veRbsOuo/s1600/lace_mesh_dress3.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bsTMsH1kLR8/URy1aMfkMkI/AAAAAAAAEhQ/qvpGN-kN8Jo/s1600/heart_pearl_headband.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bsTMsH1kLR8/URy1aMfkMkI/AAAAAAAAEhQ/qvpGN-kN8Jo/s1600/heart_pearl_headband.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aL2Qxwyj7tw/URyyc7_7x8I/AAAAAAAAEgE/7sXD14iqtyQ/s1600/lace_mesh_dress4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aL2Qxwyj7tw/URyyc7_7x8I/AAAAAAAAEgE/7sXD14iqtyQ/s1600/lace_mesh_dress4.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">No, I'm not pregnant.&nbsp;</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f89ZlUlX-go/URy7wsandfI/AAAAAAAAEkM/q8N5HeqK_pg/s1600/lace_mesh_dress6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f89ZlUlX-go/URy7wsandfI/AAAAAAAAEkM/q8N5HeqK_pg/s1600/lace_mesh_dress6.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">dress:</span></b> from Korea</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>earrings: </b></span>from Singapore</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>headband: </b></span>Bugis Village</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>shoes:</b></span> Forever 21</div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com50tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-26880795807773836242013-01-22T08:40:00.001+01:002015-03-20T04:11:48.693+01:00Behind The Blog: WEIGHT LOSS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qty-WeE3FDU/UP9RT2KsojI/AAAAAAAAEWA/ImUWBE6zn8w/s1600/weightlossbunny1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qty-WeE3FDU/UP9RT2KsojI/AAAAAAAAEWA/ImUWBE6zn8w/s1600/weightlossbunny1.gif" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Trying to lose weight sucks. I don't mean to demotivate you but it's true.&nbsp;It sucks big time. Some bloggers only make it look easy as pie because we secretly hate you.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">&nbsp;No. Not really. We don't hate you. We just like the compliments we get when we reach our target weight in no time. It makes us feel awesome and superhuman! Don't get me wrong, we're not 100% evil. Some of us sincerely want to<strike> encourage you to be as miserable as we are</strike> inspire you. Some of us also want to preach and draw attention to our <strike>abs</strike><i> admirable</i> restraint. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Trying to lose weight is difficult, maintaining weight even more so. Behind the blog, it takes sweat, tears, periodic bad breath (<i>not because you have poor oral hygiene but because your body goes into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis" target="_blank">ketosis</a> when you're on a strict diet)</i>, damaged knees, hyperacidity and Yoda's discipline (<i>occasional laxatives and appetite suppressants help too</i><i>. What? Don't judge me!</i>) to get rid of unwanted fats. If you're naturally skinny and you can stuff your face with cakes without gaining a pound, I fucking hate you! I used to be skinny too. I was all elbows and ribs until I got old and sad... and crabby.</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5DVDGAFG8rE/UP0dOqxMRmI/AAAAAAAAEU8/gmYBiuOoy0w/s1600/hungrybunny.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5DVDGAFG8rE/UP0dOqxMRmI/AAAAAAAAEU8/gmYBiuOoy0w/s1600/hungrybunny.gif" /></a></div><br />Here are the reasons why losing weight (<i>and keeping it off</i>) sucks. <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;"><br /></span></b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">1. Deprivation.&nbsp;</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Yes, you need to deny yourself of your favorite treats and substantially cut your food intake. You have to avoid social gatherings to be able to stick to your daily caloric limit. You will always feel hungry but you need to fight the urge to demolish an entire pizza. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Also, when you're on a<i> hotness weight loss plan</i>, you need support. You'll find yourself frequenting healthy living websites and blogs (<i>because your friends are not helpful at all</i>). They will tell you how you should substitute certain treats with fruits and other healthier options.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">e.g.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><i>Instead of indulging in ice cream for dessert, why not have a plate of mixed fruits? Fruits taste good and won't go straight to your hips. </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Are you kidding me? Ice cream versus mixed fruits? I'll take ice cream anytime but since I want to lose/maintain weight, I am forced to delude (<i>and deprive</i>) myself instead. I convince myself that my tastebuds are dancing with joy whenever I'm munching on a carrot. How pathetic is that?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>2. Betrayal. </b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Speaking of social gatherings, let's talk about friends. Your friends make you fat. They often express their wish to hang out with you. You know that <i>hanging out</i> involves food and drinks. Also, friends are evil. Notice that if you're vocal about losing a few lbs, they would shake their heads and tell you <i><b>"You're perfect the way you are."</b></i>? Don't EVER believe them.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">FRIENDS. ARE. EVIL. They hope to make you fat so that they'd look noticeably hotter than you. Don't make friends. It's better to be forever alone (<i>and skinny, baby</i>)! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">&nbsp;3. Accusations.&nbsp;</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;You'll often hear <b><i>"You look fine, why do you want to lose weight?" </i></b>and some people will assume you have an eating disorder or body dysmorphic disorder. What they don't understand is that there are people like me who are tired of looking "just fine". I wanna look <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM" target="_blank">drool-worthy sexy</a>, for fuck's sake! Is that so bad? I only live once and I'm shallow! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">4</span>. Guilt. </b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">If you want to lose/maintain weight, exercising is a must. Notice how fitness websites/blogs make you feel guilty for not having the time to work out? You might be working two jobs, juggling work and family, hardly getting any sleep anymore yet these assholes will try to insinuate you're lazy for not being able to visit the nearest gym. They will also make you feel guilty for eating a slice of chocolate cake on your birthday. It's maddening, I know. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">5</span>. Hallucinations. </b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Have I mentioned you will always feel hungry? No? Well, you will always feel hungry. Food and only food will occupy your thoughts. You will be bitter and grouchy. Soon, you will find yourself seeing fellow humans as walking and talking cheeseburgers or giant gummy bears. You will be 100% unhappy and the odds of you resorting to cannibalism are pretty high. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div>In the blogosphere, things aren't always what they seem. Don't feel bad if you didn't lose 10 lbs within 2 weeks because, in all honesty, it isn't as effortless as we (<i>*some* bloggers</i>) make it appear to be. <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Pieces of friendly advice before I end this post: sugar-free chewing gums work wonders in combating the hunger pangs. You can also spiral into clinical depression (<i>like me</i>) and pray that your antidepressants will kill your appetite. I wouldn't really suggest the latter.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-7293112735496244902013-01-19T18:53:00.000+01:002013-02-20T10:04:23.600+01:00If You're Happy And You Know It, I Don't Care. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O-cwlS7nqXQ/UPmEbD1BPHI/AAAAAAAAERI/wjs95EgU_kU/s1600/angrykitty.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O-cwlS7nqXQ/UPmEbD1BPHI/AAAAAAAAERI/wjs95EgU_kU/s1600/angrykitty.gif" /></a></div><br />I'm a Crazy Cat Lady. Literally. <br /><br />I have<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_depressive_disorder" target="_blank"> MDD (Major Depressive Disorder)</a> and I know that nobody gives a fuck but... whatever. I needed something to do before my meds kick in and here I am.<br /><br />When I was diagnosed with it, the first thing I asked my doctor, rather dramatically just to spice things up a little because the consultation was getting dreary, was <b>"Whyyy? Oh, whyyyyyyy?</b>. Although my life is imperfect, it is far from unsatisfactory. And I got boobs, so what's there to be depressed about? He then told me that it might be a neurochemical imbalance (<i>thanks for the screwed up genes, my dear forefathers!</i>) and that there's only so much I could do.<br /><br />Imagine not being able to feel any pleasure or contentment. Your emotions are limited to anger, self-loathing and emptiness. You detach yourself from family and friends; in fact, you wouldn't even feel any love for them anymore (<i>Heck, I didn't even love the one person I cherished the most in this world:&nbsp; <b>myself</b></i>). Death is a fate you'd gladly embrace because life sucks. Let's not forget the physical manifestations such as debilitating migraine, nausea and vomiting, severe anxiety attacks, chest pain, fatigue, insomnia, etc... In a nutshell, MDD is a bigger bitch than I am. But at least I got boobs. <br /><br />&nbsp;Several months ago, I dismissed the idea of relying on medications because I <strike>am one arrogant douchebag&nbsp; </strike>clearly underestimated MDD. When I realized I couldn't really handle it anymore <i>(and that, if left untreated, it could jeopardize my marriage and relationship with my family</i>), I came running to a doctor because life is too short to spend it feeling miserable. <br /><br />And with medications come stigma and unsolicited advice: <br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"Everyone gets depressed. I was depressed too when my gold fish died."&nbsp;</b></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"So... you're really crazy?" </b></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"You just need exercise." </b></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"Go out and meet new people."</b></span><br /><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">"Stop being a brat and get over it."</span></b><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"Try eating chocolates."&nbsp;</b></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>"Pray and go to church every Sunday. Jesus will help you find the way." </b></span><br /><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">"Just read books and keep yourself busy."</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">"You have a great life. Why can't you be more appreciative of what you have?" </span></b><br /><br />As if it were that easy.<br /><br />&nbsp;Some people are assholes. It's too bad that MDD doesn't make me eligible for insanity defense in court should I decide to strangle someone with his/her own tongue.<br /><br />On a brighter note, antidepressants make me lose my appetite. C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y.<br /><br />I might be having a THIGH GAP soon. Hrhrhrrhrhrhrhr!<br /><br />What? My therapist told me to focus on positive things!&nbsp; <br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-88844680523922919582013-01-09T17:24:00.002+01:002015-03-20T04:04:39.767+01:00The Badassery of Boy Cut<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />It's a little late but I would like to greet each and everyone of you a Happy 2013. May you accumulate riches, fulfill your dreams, reach your target weight and get adopted by cats this year. Cats are awesome. <br /><br />Now that the holiday greeting is out of the way, can I bombard you with my photos? It's my favorite hobby, second only to camwhoring.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bhct5hqIwV0/UO1CRRTiznI/AAAAAAAAD90/1AYclcvhXCg/s1600/pixielizzie1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bhct5hqIwV0/UO1CRRTiznI/AAAAAAAAD90/1AYclcvhXCg/s1600/pixielizzie1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />Short hair is badass.<br /><br />I've been called "brave" on more than a few occasions because of my drastic haircut. My black soul is reveling in the fact that people think it was bravery but the truth is, courage had nothing to do with it. I'm simply as nutty as a fruitcake when bored, nothing more. Also, the fact that my hair grows <b>vampirically fast</b> makes it so easy for me to cut it all off every couple of years or so. Which reminds me... I trimmed at least an inch off my hair the other night because my fringe was already past my eyebrows and I had a mullet (<i>after only 2 weeks</i>). <b>I did it myself using an eyebrow trimmer</b> because... why the hell not? Fortunately, my husband still adores me. I believe he will still find me cute and cuddly even if I shave my head and sprout tentacles on my face. That, my dearies, is called <strike>shackles of marriage </strike>love. <br /><br />Here are the reasons why I love rocking a boy cut (<i>No. Penis envy is not one of them. Sorry to disappoint you</i>):<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">1.<b><span style="color: #ea9999;"> You get to save a lot of money.</span></b> You use very little shampoo, conditioner, and other hair care/styling products. In fact, you don't even need to buy yours anymore. Just borrow your husband's/boyfriend's/brother's. They won't notice.&nbsp; </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">2. <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>You have an excuse to wear gigantic earrings without looking like a bar girl</b><b>.</b></span> You can have live birds for earrings and people will think you're being artistic. That's how badass short hair is. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hB7tzNWZgm4/UO1c9uCLjdI/AAAAAAAAD_M/If4gzusDIdE/s1600/pixielizzie_earrings.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hB7tzNWZgm4/UO1c9uCLjdI/AAAAAAAAD_M/If4gzusDIdE/s1600/pixielizzie_earrings.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Even fruits will look good on you because you're badass.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V4qTRn2kujA/UO1hRGPv8SI/AAAAAAAAEAQ/ZwKR3ZO7Wqg/s1600/pixielizzie_apple_earring.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V4qTRn2kujA/UO1hRGPv8SI/AAAAAAAAEAQ/ZwKR3ZO7Wqg/s1600/pixielizzie_apple_earring.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">3. <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>You can be totally girly without upsetting the wannabe-feminists.</b></span> You know those pompous hypocrites who believe they are superior to <i>girly girls</i> in every way just because, unlike girly girls, they didn't embrace frills, skirts and heels? Yup. They're the <strike>hags</strike> ones I'm talking about. But since you cut your hair short, they will think you're one of them. They will misinterpret your hairstyle as <i>celebrating sexuality without having to conform to the society's idea of beauty and femininity</i>. Boy, I wish I were that deep!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">4.&nbsp; <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>You can wear artsy hats and cute headbands without looking like you're trying too hard.</b></span> People are generally judgmental but for some reasons, they're lenient with short-haired women. You can go over the top without being seen as pathetic or loony. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TVZs47EEgQo/UO1uBSCQBlI/AAAAAAAAECM/vHwjzaGXzxw/s1600/pixielizzie_headband.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TVZs47EEgQo/UO1uBSCQBlI/AAAAAAAAECM/vHwjzaGXzxw/s1600/pixielizzie_headband.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">5.<span style="color: #ea9999;"><b> You can wear low necklines without men ogling your chest</b></span> <span style="color: #ea9999;"><strike>because they probably think you're a cross-dressing plump boy with manboobs.</strike></span> Most <strike>primeval apes</strike> men prefer longer hair on women and since you cut yours, your built-in <b>pervert magnet</b> has been substantially dulled (<i>unless you're Halle Berry, Natalie Portman</i>, <i>Audrey Hepburn or a normal person blessed with good genes --- I'm none of the above, FML!</i>). If you're the type of woman who doesn't appreciate being objectified, then short hair is perfect for you. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aGkfR66I6w8/UO14L9wXaEI/AAAAAAAAEDM/zUWAbGbV8wM/s1600/pixielizzie_neckline.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aGkfR66I6w8/UO14L9wXaEI/AAAAAAAAEDM/zUWAbGbV8wM/s1600/pixielizzie_neckline.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">6. <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>People will think you are smart.</b></span> I have no fucking idea why. I'm always always ALWAYS mistaken for a bimbo (<i>until I introduce them to my good ol' ancient-civilizations-medieval-torture-methods-evolutionary-biology-obsessed <u>pretentious</u> self</i> --- <i>which I rarely do because I don't really give a flying fuck about what others think of me</i>) when my hair is long. Humans are weird. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I don't have a smart-looking picture, so let me show you my shaved armpit.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HMLI1HnOxIQ/UO2AWrtO8hI/AAAAAAAAEFI/J0ewxs0d5Bc/s1600/pixielizzie2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HMLI1HnOxIQ/UO2AWrtO8hI/AAAAAAAAEFI/J0ewxs0d5Bc/s1600/pixielizzie2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">7. <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>Your gal/gay friends wouldn't shut up about how cute you look...</b></span> because they're the only ones who can appreciate your haircut and because they're your friends and they probably owe you money so they feel obligated to say something nice. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nVdD9zVm-Z8/UO2URONPZ5I/AAAAAAAAEIM/O6gbXNr1D7I/s1600/pixielizzie3.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nVdD9zVm-Z8/UO2URONPZ5I/AAAAAAAAEIM/O6gbXNr1D7I/s1600/pixielizzie3.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">8. <span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>It's very low maintenance.</b></span> You know why? Because everyday is a bad hair day. It's such a bitch to style that you will eventually get depressed,&nbsp; buy a box full of expensive lace wigs, get broke, give up, wear it as is, and grow it out. Be prepared to hear comments like:&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Your hair looks so unkempt and messy."</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Your hair looks greasy." (from all the hair gel you put)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Is your hair unevenly cut?"&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Fret not!&nbsp; Even if your short hair makes you look like a pom pom or a very hairy coconut, you can always claim that it's styled that way.&nbsp; </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-axFFr0Puz8o/UO2QdOCaoZI/AAAAAAAAEHM/dum3_nCncvs/s1600/pixielizzie_wtf.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-axFFr0Puz8o/UO2QdOCaoZI/AAAAAAAAEHM/dum3_nCncvs/s1600/pixielizzie_wtf.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com89tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-848444238658652472012-12-26T21:37:00.001+01:002012-12-26T21:56:39.413+01:00Oh Hello, Bilbo!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />&nbsp;I'm too sexy. <br /><br />So remarkably sexy that sexiness oozes out of my pores. It's such a heavy cross to bear, really. The world is not prepared to handle this amount of sexiness from one person.<br /><br />I'm cursed with a pornstar sex goddess body (<i>and magnetism, might I add</i>). But hey... it's not my fault that I'm genetically predisposed to phenomenal sexiness. <br /><br />&nbsp;I find myself trying very hard to look like a mortal, but even if I wrap myself up like a <strike>devilishly sexy </strike>burrito, my sexiness cannot be concealed. It's pretty much the same thing as halitosis: even if one empties an entire&nbsp; toothpaste tube, a couple of bottles of breath freshener and a few packs of mints, his/her breath will still smell.<br /><br />So what does a mightily sexy woman like me do to reduce my severe sexiness? I chop all my hair off every few years, of course. It is known that majority of the world's population find long, voluminous hair on women more appealing.&nbsp; See? Problem solved! <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1qE0_edX3Ew/UNte3xAl3UI/AAAAAAAAD5U/dn1QGM7Pa7I/s1600/lizziepixie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1qE0_edX3Ew/UNte3xAl3UI/AAAAAAAAD5U/dn1QGM7Pa7I/s1600/lizziepixie.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I promise to take decent pictures next time. </td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><br />Okaaaay, I think I just vomited in my mouth. I shouldn't let my imagination run wild too often. <br /><br />Truth is: <strike>I'm experiencing alcohol withdrawal symptoms</strike> I. GOT. BORED.<br /><br />I impetuously marched into the salon three days ago and asked the hairstylist to simply cut it all off. She hesitated for about 20 minutes. She kept telling me that my hair is beautiful and&nbsp; that it would be a shame to chop it.<br /><br />I don't take no for an answer so I tried to be more persuasive by picking the scissors up and cutting a good chunk off my locks. I believe she might have cried a little while she was cutting the rest. It was... dramatic!<br /><br /><b>I now look like Bilbo Baggins with cancer.</b> I suppose resembling a male hobbit afflicted with terminal illness is far from sexy.<br /><br />Or so I thought until:<br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>hairstylist:</b></span> <i>*putting gel on my now very short hair*</i>&nbsp; Oh!<br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>me:</b></span> <i>*to self*</i> <i>"Fuck! What was I thinking? I look like a freaking egg! <b>Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.</b> "</i><br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b>hairstylist:</b></span> Your long hair was very romantic... <b><span style="color: #990000;">but short hairstyle makes you look very sexy!</span> </b><br /><br /><br />Makes me look... WHAT?<br /><br />What the...?<br /><br />Why, God, why?<br /><br />Curse my sexiness! <br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com59tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-14274553139132227972012-12-21T00:35:00.001+01:002013-01-21T12:28:10.959+01:00Woe-Ho-Ho!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>I'm no Grinch. I don't hate Christmas at all. The only thing I dislike about it is Santa Claus. That inconsiderate, penny-pinching, hairy, old man NEVER EVER gave me the things I wanted. I once asked for a bicycle and he gave me a bag of candies instead! What the hell?! I didn't even like candies much! I asked for a dollhouse and I got books. I wanted a laser toy gun and I ended up having a pair of pink rubber shoes. I asked for a German Shepherd and you know what the idiot gave me? A bunny. I'm pretty sure he did all these things on purpose to ruin my childhood! I hate him with all my heart. I hope he chokes on cookies one of these days!<br /><br />On a happier note.. I do, in fact, love Christmas. <br /><br />I love the decor and those <strike>fire hazard</strike> twinkly lights.<br /><br />I love the kindness of most people. It warms my heart. Some of them act so well that no one would be able to tell they're only faking it.<br /><br />I love the <strike>diabolically unhealthy</strike> food, even if I have to forcefully shove everything down my throat so that my mom/mom-in-law/aunts wouldn't feel offended. Their efforts in the kitchen shouldn't go to waste, right? I'd simply cry myself in the bathroom while the extra calories are slowly but inevitably turning into fats.<br /><br /><br />Most importantly, I love Christmas because of Baby Jesus.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />No. Not really. I'm not the religious type. <br /><br />The number one reason why I love Christmas is: getting presents, of course! They make me feel special. <br /><br />I'm shallow and quite easy to please. <br /><br /><br />Anyhow, since I'm too lazy to continue, here are some girly pictures I took the other day. 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r-bLu84VH1c/UNOUIzXRQ5I/AAAAAAAAD1k/cFE5scbzm50/s1600/sco_7.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pastel Social Media Buttons Set </b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tC7SRYiSuo4/UNQZaLw78dI/AAAAAAAAD2s/oh2OKcrq-N8/s1600/buttons.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tC7SRYiSuo4/UNQZaLw78dI/AAAAAAAAD2s/oh2OKcrq-N8/s1600/buttons.jpg" /></a>&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">- for blog/website side bars </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">- 40 images with transparent background</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">- includes: Facebook, Twitter, Email, Google+, Pinterest, RSS, Skype, and Instagram </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?ya2lsrg13dctz0t" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="111" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ioWFOjl67oE/UNQZqihZQkI/AAAAAAAAD20/Ithbj1W7ZC4/s200/download.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-51985938769210178432012-12-09T09:48:00.002+01:002012-12-09T10:07:18.030+01:00A Cat Lady's Christmas Wish List<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #444444;">Ah, Christmas... my favorite time of the year. A time of love, joy, giving and fattening treats. It's also a time of excess, temporary fascination with dead treees (<i>or cheapo plastic trees</i>), faking&nbsp;<i>niceness</i>, grievous hangover and gifts that you have absolutely no use for they just end up under your bed -- sad and forgotten.&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><span style="color: #444444;">Speaking of gifts... Here's my Christmas 2012 Wish List. Thank you so much,<a href="http://www.pinaythrillseeker.com/" target="_blank">&nbsp;Cris of Pinay Thrill Seeker</a>, for tagging me. ^_^</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #444444;">1.&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #ea9999;">Pitchfork.&nbsp;</span></b>It's just fitting, don't you think?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;">2.</span><span style="color: #ea9999;">&nbsp;Nose job.&nbsp;</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;">This is something I've considered since I was five (<i>yes, 5! Thanks to friends and family who repeatedly told me, when I was growing up, that my nose resembles a potato</i>) but never really had the chance because... I'm a chicken.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;">3.&nbsp;</span></b><b style="color: #ea9999;">Laxatives. &nbsp;</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">What? I can't be expected to count calories during the holiday!&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;">4.</span></b><b style="color: #ea9999;">&nbsp;Genital Herpes to those who pissed me off this year.&nbsp;</b><span style="color: #444444;">They deserve it, pus and all. Add some crabs for riveting effect.&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;">5.</span><span style="color: #ea9999;">&nbsp;Slow agonizing death to all condescending people.&nbsp;</span></b>Because I'm that hateful.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #444444;">6.&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #ea9999;">World peace and kittens.&nbsp;</span></b>Because despite my callousness, I'm still a hypocrite after all. Please be my friend?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">What do you want to get this Christmas?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U988WRoRUbY/UMRDQRFtIqI/AAAAAAAADu4/GlLmDlBBln0/s1600/bowdress1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U988WRoRUbY/UMRDQRFtIqI/AAAAAAAADu4/GlLmDlBBln0/s1600/bowdress1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yLUDaH7T-Ck/UMRGxkLjp8I/AAAAAAAADv8/hhj_9mKAi70/s1600/bowdress2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yLUDaH7T-Ck/UMRGxkLjp8I/AAAAAAAADv8/hhj_9mKAi70/s1600/bowdress2.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OnbYlnVdVg0/UMRIKs8d_lI/AAAAAAAADwE/mQc1yVpiHvE/s1600/ladybugearrings.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OnbYlnVdVg0/UMRIKs8d_lI/AAAAAAAADwE/mQc1yVpiHvE/s1600/ladybugearrings.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WUPHyPYaGs4/UMRIgvZZUgI/AAAAAAAADwM/pv4r-CR2JK4/s1600/bowdress3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WUPHyPYaGs4/UMRIgvZZUgI/AAAAAAAADwM/pv4r-CR2JK4/s1600/bowdress3.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nIeJNpMQiwQ/UMRKjOlp-II/AAAAAAAADwg/AKdMj7X2eGs/s1600/bowdress4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><b><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nIeJNpMQiwQ/UMRKjOlp-II/AAAAAAAADwg/AKdMj7X2eGs/s1600/bowdress4.jpg" /></b></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gjkhZJHtJlU/UMRF3I3PhdI/AAAAAAAADv0/YQ9LBWuwX1A/s1600/kittyflats.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gjkhZJHtJlU/UMRF3I3PhdI/AAAAAAAADv0/YQ9LBWuwX1A/s1600/kittyflats.jpg" /></a></div><br /><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: x-small;"><b>NOTE: </b></span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: x-small;">These photos don't have anything to do with Christmas or Christmas Wish List but hey... I'll grab every opportunity to camwhore.&nbsp;</span></div><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">dress:</span></b><span style="color: #444444;"> from Korea</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">headband: </span></b><span style="color: #444444;">H&amp;M</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">shoes: </span></b><span style="color: #444444;">Charlotte Olympia</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999;">eyeglasses:</span></b><span style="color: #444444;"> Chameleon</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span></div><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span><br /> <b><i><br /></i></b><b><i>P.S.</i></b><br /><br />My baby boys will be checking in a pet hotel tomorrow. I won't get to see them until mid-January. *<i>sniff</i>*<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yg-NGWKVqMo/UMRPINkrEnI/AAAAAAAADxg/FUWr8snzZhk/s1600/bowdress_kitteh1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yg-NGWKVqMo/UMRPINkrEnI/AAAAAAAADxg/FUWr8snzZhk/s1600/bowdress_kitteh1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sU2mgydMUxY/UMRPN9y55PI/AAAAAAAADxo/7HlpXdr2QFQ/s1600/bowdress_kitteh2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sU2mgydMUxY/UMRPN9y55PI/AAAAAAAADxo/7HlpXdr2QFQ/s1600/bowdress_kitteh2.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com48tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842598047204869702.post-20657062848528749432012-11-24T00:06:00.003+01:002012-11-24T21:46:09.400+01:00Faceboob, er, Facebook <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Au_xJGEDc4/UK9MA2sH7lI/AAAAAAAADlU/qeVcqURgToY/s1600/boudoirsample.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Au_xJGEDc4/UK9MA2sH7lI/AAAAAAAADlU/qeVcqURgToY/s1600/boudoirsample.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibXJyaKqqhg/UK9MCE2ycsI/AAAAAAAADlc/wxuGaaW0Ylk/s1600/dandysample.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibXJyaKqqhg/UK9MCE2ycsI/AAAAAAAADlc/wxuGaaW0Ylk/s1600/dandysample.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mm9O49WmRNM/UK9MDLRXvLI/AAAAAAAADlk/VfIvzxJ6VMk/s1600/plaidsample.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mm9O49WmRNM/UK9MDLRXvLI/AAAAAAAADlk/VfIvzxJ6VMk/s1600/plaidsample.jpg" /></a></div><br />Your profile picture is the face of your Facebook account; the timeline cover, on the other hand, serves as the boobies. No matter how pretty your face (<i>profile picture</i>) is, some people will not be able to resist staring at your chest (<i>timeline cover)</i>.<br /><br />I swear I wanted to make a point but it slipped my mind a few seconds ago. I blame it on <strike>alcohol </strike>old age.<br /><br />Anyway, I made a few Facebook Cover Photos (<i><b><u><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">for NON-Photoshop users</span></u></b></i>) just because. I ran out of creative juices but I promise to come up with not-so-lame freebies next time.<br /><br />These have been optimized for Facebook (<i>because you know how it can suck the life out of every picture</i>).<br /><br />Download link and tutorial (using <a href="http://fotoflexer.com/" target="_blank">fotoflexer.com</a>) after the jump.<br /><br />Cheerio!<br /><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><u><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?ekjm2aip539w6pd" target="_blank">Click Here To Download</a></u></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #ea9999; font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: x-small;">*Click on the tutorial images to view larger.</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><br /></i></div></div>1. Go to<a href="http://fotoflexer.com/" target="_blank"> FotoFlexer</a>. Upload the Timeline Cover.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--S5kiR5xTXw/UK_xnFgbLDI/AAAAAAAADnU/xwPOkUQPiDI/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="476" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--S5kiR5xTXw/UK_xnFgbLDI/AAAAAAAADnU/xwPOkUQPiDI/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">2. Click the LAYERS tab.&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CGCClMtjkpk/UK_xou0ylWI/AAAAAAAADnc/0KwJWSyx47A/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="530" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CGCClMtjkpk/UK_xou0ylWI/AAAAAAAADnc/0KwJWSyx47A/s640/2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />3. Upload another photo. Click on it. The marquee selection will be active.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qJZi-dyPsOQ/UK_xq4QAO4I/AAAAAAAADnk/BdZ7mSxWy1c/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="412" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qJZi-dyPsOQ/UK_xq4QAO4I/AAAAAAAADnk/BdZ7mSxWy1c/s640/3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />4. Resize and drag it to the photo placeholder.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">TIP:</span></b> </span>This is a trick I use in Photoshop and I only learned yesterday that it also works for Fotoflexer --- &nbsp;hold the shift key while resizing and/or dragging the photo to make sure it retains its dimensions.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7bv40V8ZV-w/UK_xsbCJkZI/AAAAAAAADns/kwS97vunkJw/s1600/4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="370" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7bv40V8ZV-w/UK_xsbCJkZI/AAAAAAAADns/kwS97vunkJw/s640/4.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />5. &nbsp;Click SELECT ALL. The marquee selection will appear on both files. Click MERGE.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LRRuwRI_yGo/UK_4GvNlneI/AAAAAAAADok/n0llwjdul9E/s1600/5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="362" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LRRuwRI_yGo/UK_4GvNlneI/AAAAAAAADok/n0llwjdul9E/s640/5.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">6. Click the DECORATE tab then click TEXT.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EV-zShBgGik/UK_4Isipq0I/AAAAAAAADos/dRrL4kYa5ug/s1600/6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="354" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EV-zShBgGik/UK_4Isipq0I/AAAAAAAADos/dRrL4kYa5ug/s640/6.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />7. A text box will appear. Type whatever you want to type. Preferably blasphemous.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n9kCZuC8BI8/UK_4KW7PybI/AAAAAAAADo0/bwOIeEr179g/s1600/7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n9kCZuC8BI8/UK_4KW7PybI/AAAAAAAADo0/bwOIeEr179g/s640/7.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">8. Your name/message/whatever will appear below the text box. Click on it to resize and drag to the textholder.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GkwnIp92wg0/UK_4MIu3kEI/AAAAAAAADo8/6hm8wBG-viY/s1600/8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="375" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GkwnIp92wg0/UK_4MIu3kEI/AAAAAAAADo8/6hm8wBG-viY/s640/8.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />9. On the right side, you will see another box. This is where you can change the font style and color. Tick the TRANSPARENT box as well.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l6uY7f-mXok/UK_4NklCJlI/AAAAAAAADpA/spjjJMczxGc/s1600/9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="458" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l6uY7f-mXok/UK_4NklCJlI/AAAAAAAADpA/spjjJMczxGc/s640/9.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9bbdDpu4rDs/UK_53SmBdeI/AAAAAAAADpM/RZySbLZHMmc/s1600/10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9bbdDpu4rDs/UK_53SmBdeI/AAAAAAAADpM/RZySbLZHMmc/s1600/10.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">10. Click APPLY and then SAVE as jpeg.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264089294803364119noreply@blogger.com18