May 30, 2013

Hello, Commoners



My hooman is not here. Her medicashuns make her stoopid and half dead as half dead as the lizard I played with this morning.  I own teh computer nao.  It's akshully very comfy, especially the keyboard.

Here are my pichoors, doing effortless poses. I'm prettier than all of you combind.


P.S.

My hooman got a widdle fat. Don't tell her I told you or she will punish me and feed me ONLY twice today. The horror! I'll starve to death! I need nomnoms elebenty times a day!







22 comments:

  1. Cat language is so sexy. I love the poses. Awww.. you lookin like a stuffed toy there! <3

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  2. I really really love your cute cat! :)

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  3. OMG! so cute *__* I love cats so much ♥♥♥
    have a nice day ♥

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  4. You, King Kitty, are clearly the ruler of the keyboard domain. Please tell your hooman that I hope she feels better.

    Best,
    Rachel
    www.thecuratorial.com

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  5. You are extremely cute and made my work day! Please tell your human that while she is missed, we understand. :-)

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  6. Awww.. how pretty and cute little b*tch. Hahahaha! When the hooman is away, the cat plays.

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  7. nice pictures :) always like to read from you, ahhh sorry your cat

    pretty-vegan.blogspot.com

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  8. You're such a cute kitty! :) Effortless gorgeousness!

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  9. I'll admit it. You are more beautiful in your glorious gray fur than all of us combined. *bows down

    Abi
    http://thebelatedbloomer.blogspot.com
    twitter and instagram: @BelatedBloomer

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  10. I try to eat elebenty times a day as well. Gotta keep the figure... haha! :P

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  11. You look dangerously thin. Obviously your human is being very cruel to you.

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  12. Your cat is soooooo cute :D

    I desperately want to be a crazy cat lady too, but I still can't work up the courage to get a little kitty. Too scared of the responsibility!

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  13. You are so adorable! It's good that your hooman was nowhere around and we got to see you show off your sexy body!

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  14. Hello cute cuddly creature. Please tell your hooman to blog more often. We miss reading about her evil thoughts.

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  15. hi there! I'm not really into cats but you own one that looks really adorable!
    Thanks for visiting my blog by the way :)
    http://thebudgetfashionseeker.blogspot.com

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  16. i don't know how i found your blog,but i love it! you have a lovely,lovely cat!!

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