Are you a cheapskate? Do you hate to part with your precious money? Can't be bothered to buy inessential things because you'd rather sit on your savings? Can't afford to have your own staff,
you lowly pauper ? Get a cat. Cats will work for food.
And neck rubs.
And 23 hours of sleep per day.
And your attention.
And your significant other's affection.
And your blood.
And your soul.
NOTE: No cats were harmed in the making of this post.
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