December 27, 2012

Oh Hello, Bilbo!


 I'm too sexy.

So remarkably sexy that sexiness oozes out of my pores. It's such a heavy cross to bear, really. The world is not prepared to handle this amount of sexiness from one person.

I'm cursed with a pornstar sex goddess body (and magnetism, might I add). But hey... it's not my fault that I'm genetically predisposed to phenomenal sexiness.

 I find myself trying very hard to look like a mortal, but even if I wrap myself up like a devilishly sexy burrito, my sexiness cannot be concealed. It's pretty much the same thing as halitosis: even if one empties an entire  toothpaste tube, a couple of bottles of breath freshener and a few packs of mints, his/her breath will still smell.

So what does a mightily sexy woman like me do to reduce my severe sexiness? I chop all my hair off every few years, of course. It is known that majority of the world's population find long, voluminous hair on women more appealing.  See? Problem solved!

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I promise to take decent pictures next time.



Okaaaay, I think I just vomited in my mouth. I shouldn't let my imagination run wild too often.

Truth is: I'm experiencing alcohol withdrawal symptoms I. GOT. BORED.

I impetuously marched into the salon three days ago and asked the hairstylist to simply cut it all off. She hesitated for about 20 minutes. She kept telling me that my hair is beautiful and  that it would be a shame to chop it.

I don't take no for an answer so I tried to be more persuasive by picking the scissors up and cutting a good chunk off my locks. I believe she might have cried a little while she was cutting the rest. It was... dramatic!

I now look like Bilbo Baggins with cancer. I suppose resembling a male hobbit afflicted with terminal illness is far from sexy.

Or so I thought until:

hairstylist: *putting gel on my now very short hair*  Oh!

me: *to self* "Fuck! What was I thinking? I look like a freaking egg! Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. "

hairstylist: Your long hair was very romantic... but short hairstyle makes you look very sexy!


Makes me look... WHAT?

What the...?

Why, God, why?

Curse my sexiness!



59 comments:

  1. Oh I was hoping this is only a joke...I gonna miss your hair...but no matter what you do, you still look great and sexy:) just embrace the fact that your blessed with oozing with sexiness :)

    Hope you have a blessed and happy holidays:)

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  2. Oh, I praise the girls that can do short hair-cuts and look THAT hot! Seriously envying you big time!
    PS: Be happy with your hairdresser last time I went to my (old ) hairdresser and specifically asked for a trim she cut 10cm off!
    Kisses,
    ~A

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    1. Thank you.

      Ouch. I hope you changed your hairdresser after that?

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  3. Sigh. It looks like your sexiness is just a cross you'll have to bear. Poor you... ;-)

    Merry Christmas Liz! Hugs and kisses to your furball babies!

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    1. I know. Woe me! :D

      Happy new year, Mommy Jill.

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  4. Anne Hathaway, isdatyu?! I'm positive that you'll rock that pixie cut!

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  5. Hahaha. No escape eh? Give it to me!!! Please I beg you!!! Hahahaha. Love you still dear. More photos please! :)

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    1. Thanks, Mrs. K and happy new year! Mwah!

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  6. Oh my goodness! Your hair really looks hot! You look even more sexy<3 I guess your plan back fired ^.^ Anyhow, Love it<3<3<3

    xoxo
    EV

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  7. I still think you look fab!! even if i was extremely jealous of your long and curly hair :D

    http://steph-g.blogspot.com/

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  8. I think I also shed a tear or two when I found out you cut your hair 'cuz I am such a big fan of your curly locks. They look gorgeous. But oh well, the pixie cut looks good on you anyway so what the hey.

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    1. Thanks. It's okay to give the locks a rest, every now and then, methinks.

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  9. I love it! It suits you. Hey, sexy lady!!!! And I thought you were kidding when you tweeted about it a few days ago hahaha

    Happy Holidays!

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  10. hmmm I think it suits your small pretty face

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  11. Oh my goodness! You look good with that hair, but that is such a... an unexpected move! You really are "brave"!

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    1. Thank you. I was just a little crazy that day.

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  12. Wow, actually, you look good in short hair too! I've been meaning to have short hair too given all the smexy pixie like haircuts that I see these days (esp. after seeing a swanky photo of Portia--you know, Ellen's wife) but anyway, wow that was random. Yeaaah, bottom line: I like it!

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    1. Go for it. :) I'm sure you'll look fab.

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  13. Korek ang hairstylist!"Short hairstyle makes you look very sexy"! I love it! Keri boom boom mo ang short hair!

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  14. You are rocking this hairstyle, woman! Welcome to the club! Hehe. :)

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  15. I'm so inspired by this very short hair!

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  16. gorgeous post! merry christmas!

    lots of love from the c&p girls,
    casper&pearl blog
    xx

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  17. Collar bones! Sexy. I agree with the stylist. Happy Holidays! =)

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  18. oh no!one of the things that caught my attention when I first hop into your blog was your gorgeous curly hair and i fell in love with it and now you just cut it off! im super nanghihinayang :(
    but yeah curse your sexiness cause your new cut just suits you and makes you more freakin sexy!

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  19. You can't escape sexiness, dear. Pixie style is your new peg.

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  20. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *long thinking*

    Yeah you just failed on trying to reduce that ooze of sexiness.

    Congrats, you have entered the world of freedom and 5-minute shampooing!

    cheers from Jakarta,
    Putri Soe
    SUPERNICE

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  21. that's ok. it'll grow back soon. lovin' that cute ribbon! =)

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  22. You are one brave soul. I'm deathly afraid of having my hair cut that short, mainly because it really doesn't suit me, especially now since I've gained a few (hay...) But it looks really good on you. Carry lang yan! =)

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  23. Btw, Merry Christmas to you and your family! =)

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  24. thanks for stopping by my blog, i'd love if we could follow eachother!
    follow me via bloglovin and google friend connect and ill do the same.

    lots of love from the c&p girls,
    casper&pearl blog
    xx

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  25. I wonder where you are in SEA... You look great. I remember the last time I had that haircut. it was good the first few weeks until it became too high maintenance. My hairs are very straight and the strands are thick. And I would always dry my hair into what looks like a straight woman's afro. Sometimes I look like a chuzzle (google it).

    I have a feeling you'll fare better with your wavy hair.

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  26. omg, you cut your super gorgeous hair, oh!! anyway you still look so sexy!
    Happy New Year, dear!

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  27. you're still sexy whichever way you choose to wear your hair! and gosh with those collarbones-lethal combo! happy new year to you my dear...<3

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  28. I'm also tempted to just chop off all my hair sometimes. Having long hair can be pretty tedious. But I don't want to look like a boy (coz I'm flat chested), so there you go. Hahaha!

    Happy New Year! :D

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  29. ha...sorry sis, but whatever you do, you still are damn pretty, and sexy! whew, i admire your courage. i wish i have that courage too. well i used to, when it comes to my hair years ago. but now, hmmm.. ^_^ happy new year!

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  30. Ogosh! You look like Edward's sister, Alice. Pretty as always! <3

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  31. OH NO! I'm gonna miss your long curly hair. But I'm curious on how you'll style your new short hair! I wanted to have a pixie haircut before... because of Emma Watson and Carey Mulligan. :P Looking at the picture, I think you still look great. It's gonna be a tough challenge to style it but I think you'll manage! :) Anyway, Happy New Year! :)

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  32. I, for one, know na kahit anong pagkapilit kong pa-sexy, would never be able to pull off short pixie hair like yours! (I'd get questions about my gender preference, fo sho!) Honestly, I admire women who can carry these short do's because it just means they have the confidence and the "face" to flaunt. :D

    Happy New Year!

    Abi
    http://thebelatedbloomer.blogspot.com
    twitter: @BelatedBloomer

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  33. A pretty face is a pretty face - regardless of what hairstyle she may sport. I bet you'll still be pretty even if you one day decide to completely shave off your head due to your sexiness. Happy new year, Lizzie! New look for the new year! :)

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  34. woooowww!!! you are oozing with Hollywood glamour!!Boredom does do wonders for you hihih...what a lovely, fabulous way to start 2013!!

    Happy New Year, Lizzie!

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  35. You're one of the lucky few who can pull off short hair like Natalie Portman or Emma Watson! My forehead's too huge for super short hair like yours but you just looks so perfect! hahahaha :D And yes, your body is made of stuff that both men and women dream about! Super lucky!!!!!! Happy husband, I'm sure! hehehe

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  36. Pulling. It. Off. This is sexy-edgy. I like it. Traded my waist-long hair too for the Aeon Flux do in May when I couldn't stand the heat anymore. :D

    Cheers,

    Aiyo
    http://thevacationpreview.blogspot.com/

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  37. Cute pixie hair! Goddess Lizzie - you're oozing with sexiness indeed! ^◡^

    Happy New Year! ^◡^

    Fashionmoto

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  38. Wish I have the chutzpah to cut my hair as short as yours. I've been sporting long straight (FAKE) hair for more than 20 years now. I used to have curly hair like yours, but hated it so I had it relaxed when I was 12 years old. I've been rebonding / relaxing / straightening it since then.

    I really want to cut it short ala Winona's Lelaina Pierce, but I can't pull it off.



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