Ah, Christmas... my favorite time of the year. A time of love, joy, giving and fattening treats. It's also a time of excess, temporary fascination with dead treees (or cheapo plastic trees), faking niceness, grievous hangover and gifts that you have absolutely no use for they just end up under your bed -- sad and forgotten.
Speaking of gifts... Here's my Christmas 2012 Wish List. Thank you so much, Cris of Pinay Thrill Seeker, for tagging me. ^_^
1. Pitchfork. It's just fitting, don't you think?
2. Nose job.
This is something I've considered since I was five (yes, 5! Thanks to friends and family who repeatedly told me, when I was growing up, that my nose resembles a potato) but never really had the chance because... I'm a chicken.
3. Laxatives. What? I can't be expected to count calories during the holiday!
4. Genital Herpes to those who pissed me off this year. They deserve it, pus and all. Add some crabs for riveting effect.
5. Slow agonizing death to all condescending people. Because I'm that hateful.
6. World peace and kittens. Because despite my callousness, I'm still a hypocrite after all. Please be my friend?
What do you want to get this Christmas?
NOTE: These photos don't have anything to do with Christmas or Christmas Wish List but hey... I'll grab every opportunity to camwhore.
dress: from Korea
headband: H&M
shoes: Charlotte Olympia
eyeglasses: Chameleon
P.S.
My baby boys will be checking in a pet hotel tomorrow. I won't get to see them until mid-January. *sniff*
How charmingly manic pixie girl-like :) The short bouncy bob hair suits you!
ReplyDeleteThank you. :)
DeleteHahaha I love #4! <3
ReplyDeleteLOL. That's actually my fave. :D
Deletegreat wishlist haha , though i hope you don't seriously worry about your nose , there's nothing wrong with it. ( - why is that pinoys / pinays are always worried of their nose ??! )
ReplyDeleteyour outfit is pretty and omg i love your cats ! ♥
Thank you. It's not only about us Filipinos, methinks. Call it vanity. :)
DeleteI love your outfit. Not all Christmas wish are good. It's the time of the year to bury those who have done us wrong six feet under alive.
ReplyDeleteI like you! :)
Deletehahahha pakamorbid ng wishlist!! pero seriously, those are the things i secretely wish for too! id like to get a nose job, boob job too :D you loook so cute dear!!!!
ReplyDeleteRovie
The Bargain Doll
:)
Thank you. :) Morbid is my middle name.
DeleteWay to go, wish number 5!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Christmas without the kittehs? I feel for you. :(
I won't have McFluffies for Christmas and NY. *lesigh* Good thing my husband is furry enough.
Deletehello again ! :)
ReplyDeletethank you for your comment , yes i know you are a doll collector , since i have been reading your blog for a while now. i love prunella as well , but too bad she is pretty hard to get nowdays because of being so rare. but i swear someday she is mine too hehe.
i have 1 pullip (aya), 2 dals (darony and puki) and now i'm going to have my first neo blythe. and maybe if i find another doll for sale/adoption that i like ( blythe or pullip etc. ) while being in the philippines i'll buy her too :)
i'm actually 100% finnish, but my hunnie is filipino so that's why i'm going to spend my christmas and new year's eve this year in the philippines. my flight is leaving tomorrow, i'm so excited! i'll be staying till 7th february. i love philippines ♥
i'm still kinda rookie in blogging , but i will try to blog a lot when i'm in the philippines , i'll show foreigner view of point about filipino things hehe. i mean seriously why does every beauty product in the philippines have skin whitening effect when in my country every product has tanning effect? crazy :'DD
i would love to have friends from the philippines and that's why i love reading blogs by filipinas. when i saw your's i was happy because we share the love for dolls :)
thank you for your tip ! salamat ♥
ReplyDeleteLove the new 'do! Funny Xmas wishlist. I can't hate you for hating people who deserves some unlucky days. Phew. Got some on my back this year.
ReplyDeleteIt's a temporary 'do. I was getting bored with my hair that I almost shaved my head the other day.
DeleteYou look lovely with short hair. :) Ahh.. I really love your outfit. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, pretty. :)
DeleteLove the outfit! Can't get over how cute your red/pink belt is! ^^, You take really great photos :D
ReplyDeleteThank you, :)
DeleteI want your outfit for Christmas. It's just so adorable and so are you! hahahaha :D Oh, the nose job too but like you, I'm chicken! The thought of going under the knife sickens me! :P
ReplyDeleteI will still go for it. Just gathering my courage. :D
DeleteHaha. You got me feeling scared with #4. Wait, that's not your real hair right? :/
ReplyDeleteLOL. Nope. Not real. :) My hair's getting boring na eh. :(
DeleteThere's a pet hotel pala? Where?
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo...natawa ako sa nose job cos I can somewhat relate. Can't we just learn how to do noselines? :)) I always notice my nose in photos. Who knows it might have even been worse if my aunt hadn't frightened me into pinching my nose bridge when I was small or else, she said, I'd be pango forever (sweet, wasn't she?). My sister and I ought to have same noses, but mine has a more pronounced bridge so now I think that pinching I did everyday while I was growing up worked. But I can't do anything about a bulbous nose, and I have a small face pa naman so it stands out even more. And I read somewhere our noses and ears never stop growing...dammit! =))
Alex
http://www.reluctantstylista.com
Yup. There is in my current location: http://www.urbantailsdubai.com/
DeleteNoselines can only do so much. :( Contouring looks great under certain lighting lang eh. :( Naku, I was pinching my bridge din kasi my mother told me pango is not hot. Hahahaha.
And whaaaaaaaaaat? Our noses never stop growing? WTF? That's horrible. I'm booking an appointment with a plastic surgeon soon! :p Why can't our boobs stop growing???? :(
Love your cute shoes! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you. :) I've been wanting to get my hands on them since last year. Finally. :)
DeletePRETTY OUTFIT! I laughed out about the nose and herpes thingy! Haha you already! :D
ReplyDeleteThanks. :) I meant everything I've written. LOL.
DeleteI want laxative too for Christmas hahahaa! If your fury babies are going to a pet hotel, then you must be off for vacation! Enjoy enjoy and hope you will share your holiday outfits too.
ReplyDeleteLove the kitten loafers - really made me smile =) -- and there's nothing wrong with your nose. Wait till you see mine.
and your dress!!! Baby, it's to die for.
Thank you. My kitty flats are full of cat fur now.. and cat teeth marks. :(
DeleteAnyhoo, we're leaving. :( It takes a while to get the pet visa done that's why they need to stay here a little longer.
I also love number 4, and 5 as well.:D
ReplyDeleteYour wish list is well... different. I don't think you need a nose job, you look gorgeous already.
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree with Marj! You don't need a nose job! Di ka lang gorgeous but very sexy as well! Supercute naman ng shoes mo!
ReplyDeleteHaha now this is a breather from all the other wishlists that I see out there! I love #5 the most :P And like what the others say; this may sound like bull coming from a stranger like me but believe me when I say that you really don't need a nose job <3
ReplyDeleteI love this list, as always your sense of humor really brightens my day. I was about to ask why the kitties have to stay at a pet hotel but you answered that in the comment above--so sorry you won't be able to have the holidays with them. I love the shoes on you, they look super cute.
ReplyDeleteAs for the nose job--if it will make you feel good go for it: but I think your nose is plenty cute as it is :)
Best,
Rachel
www.thecuratorial.com
I love your shoes!
ReplyDeletexoxo
MrsMartinez
I am super serious about getting arm lipo and a boob job lol.
ReplyDeleteAND KILLJOY! KILLJOY! Laxatives are ~useless~ for weight loss because your body has already absorbed the calories before you make poopytime. I still get tempted to buy Dulcolax, tho =/ Dati, I used to weigh myself after pooping hahahahaha
I don't know what adjectives every comment here has used, so I'll just use: totally-Jess-of-New-Girl-meets-Hilary-Clinton. Sort of. :p Awesome list! I'm about to put up a not-so-usual list, but not as badass as this one!
ReplyDeleteThe Clothes Muse
The shoes are SUPER cute! And totes agree on #3. Laxatives are a must, I'm serious.
ReplyDelete:) Hhaha
If you can bottle genital herpes, I'd buy from you. I know of some people deserving of it too. And yes, depending on the degree of offense, I can be that hateful.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, Merry Christmas! Hahaha! (Bipolar, much?)
Abi
http://thebelatedbloomer.blogspot.com
twitter: @BelatedBloomer
Just a link back Lizzie. I made a wishlist too: http://mariaatienza.weebly.com/1/post/2012/12/my-christmas-list.html
ReplyDeleteMine resembles a tomato. I considered getting an alar trimming procedure but I was too scared that the doctor won't do a good job at it. Had to let it go.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA amazing wish list! :3
ReplyDeleteAnd there's nothing wrong with your nose. I think it's cute and really chic. Love your outfit. :3
Super cute... Love the earings... Love the cat!
ReplyDeleteYou never fail to amuse me with your funny and sarcastic post Lizzie! hahaha!!! ^◡^
ReplyDeleteThose cute kitty shoes are so pretty! ^◡^
Fashionmoto
as always, I love your get up :)
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