November 10, 2012

Dear Hoomanz


C TEH BUBBLE WRAP BEHIND ME? I KNOE U R JEALOUS!


Dear Hoomanz, 

We r Fattie an Uglie (thaz wut r mama n papa call us) an we r kyoot. Cant tell us apart? Fattie has 4 tapez. Uglie has 2 tapez.

R mama iz vry busy rite nao an she iz vry angry evry dai so we decidd 2 taek ovar 4 teh meen tiem.

Todai, were goin 2 teach u how 2 be kitteh. Cuz kittehs r coolr than hoomanz. N dawgs. 

numbr 1: Sleep teh whole dai. Y? Cuz thaz wut kittehs do. No wundr we r so prittee!




numbr 2: Own pig plush toyz. Cuz bakonz come frum pig n bakonz r yummeh. 




numbr 3: Be fusy eatr. Cuz u r kitteh.




numbr 4: Grow pot belleh. Hoomanz like hooj round tummehs. They wil giv u moar nom nomz if u has pot belleh. 



number 5: Wear hatz. 






number 6: Sleep sum moar. 



number 7: Doan try 2 hard. Ure not dawg. U r kitteh. 




number 8: Iz teh most importent...

KILL





4



FUN!
Kittehs doan kill 4 nomz. We killz 4  teh entirtaynment. 

P.S. Maek them suffr. Kthxbai!




23 comments:

  1. So cute! Best post I've seen all day! :D

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  2. wahaha! i enjoyed reading this..the way you write it was very entirtayning.. more more!
    i luv ur prettie kitteh :)

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  3. Uggghhhhhhh I just want to hug them and squuuuueeeze them! They're sooo cute. AHHHHHHHH

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  4. I wish I was a kitten, then...
    Yes, that bubble wrap was the first thing I noticed, even before reading the photo caption :)

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  5. I adore your cat! ♥♥♥ Love this post!

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  6. They're so fat and chunky! Nomnomnom!

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  7. Kyootttiiiee fatty kitties, I lurveee!

    Like you, I am surrounded with boxes. Moving is stressful!

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  8. wow... being a kitteh is a lotta work!

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  9. i was feeling really bad until i saw this. cute overload!

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  10. I love these pics!!!!!!!! <3

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  11. Wow, cats with an attitude! Love 'em, and they are so pretty!

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  12. So adorable!! now I wish we have a cat too so i don't feel so lonely when boys are off to work and school.

    again, I am in stitches with your post. oh what a fun company must you be!

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  13. Nyahahahahah hello kitty cats!!! Come visit Lizzie's blog more often. I like reading your thoughts especially on milk and tuna. Do you like tuna? See you again soon!!!

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  14. This is so cute! :D Btw, I can't help but imagine LSP's voice from Adventure Time as I was reading this post.. hahaha XD Kyoot kittehs!

    xoxo,
    The Purple Doll

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  15. hahaha!!! dz iz zo kyoot Lizzie! Cat talks! ^◡^
    Cats are indeed big sleepy heads! ^◡^

    http://fashionmoto.blogspot.com

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  16. Haha. I missed reading this post. So cute! I love the kitteh language!!

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