|No! These aren't my hips for crying out loud!|
|I had to crop my face. I was having a Bad Face Day.|
Sorry to disappoint but this has nothing to do with BDSM, nor Christian Grey. I am not a fan of the 50 Shades of Crap either. I am no literary snob and I even tried reading a few pages of this
soft pr0n novel but it made me:
1. vomit in my mouth
2. suffer from temporary insanity
3. slit both my wrists
4. wish Mr. Grey were a real person so I could hunt him down and castrate him with a pair of chopsticks.
5. want to lobotimize (sans anesthesia) that brain-dead girl whose cherry Mr. Grey popped.
Moving on, the photos above feature the dress I got for my birthday. It's a size or two too big, I know. It fit me perfectly the day I first tried it on, but I seem to have lost a lot of weight since the purchase. I call it The Ursula Dress. The chiffon skirt details resemble tentacles and make my hips look like they have birthed two dozen overweight babies. Oh well... I still like it. I just need to paint myself purple the next time I wear it.
dress: river Island
jewelry: Tiffany & Co.
|image from Google|
Anyhow, I want to show you around my playroom!
This is where
the incessant bitching happens I blog and take outfit pictures. The accessories armoire and closet photos were from last year (too lazy to snap new shots, sorry). The rest were from yesterday. Apologies for the baaaaad pictures. I wasn't in the mood.
How about you? Do you have a favorite spot at home? Care to share?
***Note: These are only detail shots. My playroom is unfinished and unpretty. I lost all the will to decorate it some time in November last year.
|Here are two decent doll photos because I noticed how S-U-C-K-Y the previous ones are.|
|Packed most of my books away and filled half my shelf with shoes.|
|Shoes and some props.|
|Tripod, monopod, lightstands, reflectors, etc... And oh, I love Tim Burton and G.R.R. Martin!|