I bought a couple of bralets almost 2 months ago when I was still tubby, to inspire me to lose weight. I've seen photos of girls wearing cropped bustiers on the web and I thought they looked absolutely adorable! Now that I'm fit to wear one, I found out that I don't have the right body type for this piece of clothing. I hate skinny people even more! Why do they look great in almost everything they wear, while I have the tendency to look like a middle aged harlot if I don't choose my clothes carefully? Am I going to be stuck forever in cutesy, über feminine, princessy dresses?
I was already fully dressed, on my way out to get my friend a birthday present, when I saw myself in the mirror. I did a double take and realized I looked borderline OBSCENE.
Scratch that. I looked like a half-starved cougar on the prowl or a philanthropist about to breastfeed the entire nation. Depends on the angle.
Regardless, I still camwhored prior to changing into a boring outfit, so I can show off my now-defined obliques (Abdominal fat is stubborn. I worked hard for these 2 cuts! They deserve to be seen).
A snippet of a recent conversation with my husband:
him: Baby... I need to tell you something.
me: Yes. Go on.
him: Baby... uhm... your boobs are as big as your head.
He's a charmer, isn't he?
bralet: New Look
skirt: Forever 21
shoes: River Island
bracelet: from Thailand
earrings: from Mom