The F word is beautiful.
It's also therapeutic. According to studies, cursing helps alleviate pain. Want proof? Try cutting your right pinky finger and simply say "ouch!". Cut your other pinky and cry out "Holy fuuuuck, it hurts like a motherfucker!". Which experience do you think is more bearable? Go on, try it and let me know what you think.
Moreover, it is one of the most compelling, expressive and emotionally scarring terms on the planet.
(novice) Why are you so mean?
(competent) Why are you so mean? What the hell is wrong with you?
(GOD) Why are you such a fucking douchebag? Get the fuck out of my face or I'll cut you!
Most importantly, it's good for my heart as well as other people's health. I'd rather say FUCK than wring someone's neck. I wouldn't want to strain my fingers.
Ever since the F word and I have become BFFS, I can't recall how many times I've been told that my predilection for expletive laced sentences (when I'm feeling honest and emotional) is not classy. I don't understand why some people are so consumed by their never-ending desire to be classy. Who the fuck are they trying to please? What are they trying to prove? For what purpose?
I'm aware that profanity is rather juvenile and according to the politically correct folks, tasteless and uncivilized... I don't fucking care. Truth is, I'd rather be uncouth yet still have the freedom to illustrate my point without having to pop a Xanax than be civilized/classy yet be enslaved by societal expectations in order to gain the respect or admiration of irrelevant (and generally judgemental) people.
Society and classy people can go fuck themselves.