Fashion Bloggers are stars people look up to. Although the fashion blogging scene is already saturated with ah-mazeballs fashionistas, it's not too late for you. You can still get noticed. It doesn't take much to upgrade your blogosphere status from anonymity to greatness. I just don't do it because I'm allergic to fame. I shine bright like a diamond even with commonness. The world is not ready for me.
Even if you don't make it to the top, you can still get invited to events and hoard freebies, you greedy, limelight-hogging you express your artistic side through fashion and inspire ordinary, unimaginative people. C'mon, do humanity a favor and hang yourself follow the two basic steps below.
1. Start with a simple ensemble.
Age-inappropriate Baby tee, skirt, beret and OMFG-me-so-nerdy lensless glasses combo is cute enough but forgettable in every way. You need to stand out. Remember, you are a fashion blogger. You need to be creative!
Ditch the beret. It's so unoriginal. Create a pom pom out of tissue paper and make it an eye-catching headpiece. No one will see that coming! You will be known as the epic hair accessories pioneer.
Let me know if you want me to make DIY tutorials for the sanitary pad bracer and toothbrush sash.
Toodles!
Even if you don't make it to the top, you can still
1. Start with a simple ensemble.
No. Posing cutesy patootsy will not help. Your outfit is still boring.
No. Just no! Every 6 year old is dressed like this.
2. Fuck it up. Experiment!
Be bold! Be
unpredictable! Be fashion forward! The crazier, the better! If it
doesn't make sense, then you're on the right track. Pretend you're a
mentally handicapped blind person raiding a Salvation Army rejects bin.
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| Erratum: Those are ice cream shoe clips. |
Drop the geek glasses too. They're sooo overdone. You wouldn't want to look like you're trying too hard. Start your own trend instead... like the sanitary pad bracer I'm wearing in the pictures. It has this WHOA factor. It's totally unexpected. It's a symbol of femininity (because, duh, sanitary pad is used to absorb all the nasty stuff from your uterus every month) and strength.
Adding surprising twist to your belt and shoes is also good. You want to be as retarded distinctive as possible.People are generally fascinated by rubbish quirky things anyway. Also, layering is a must. It doesn't matter if it makes you look fat or moronic.
And oh, NEVER EVER forget those cocktail rings so enormous, you would break your own jaw if you happen to accidentally slap yourself.
There you have it. What are you waiting for? Grace us with your phenomenal sense of fashion, you sexy thing!
Let me know if you want me to make DIY tutorials for the sanitary pad bracer and toothbrush sash.
Toodles!
